A word of advice from your elders. Keep drinking.

I intend to!

Hm. Something occurs to me. I have been dissolved for over 1500 years and I am still managing to injure alliances between Europeans.

Maybe I should be proud of this?

I think you should.

Haha. I like celebratory drinks better than morose ones anyway.

Still having an influence after dissolution is definitely great!

I hope you are forked by a pack of angry farmers.

. . . forked?

As in, dining?

FORKED.

Yes.

Pitchforks.

Oh. That sounds much more painful.

It sounds old-fashioned.

I'd rather ask Prussia out drinking and see what his secret is for still walking the earth after disappearing from its map.

His arrogance

It can't be killed

No, no, no . . . ego didn't help me at all.

GENIOPOPVLIROMANI: I'll take you up on that when I come to visit Italy.

Wonderful. Metaphysics and philosophy are much more tolerable with alcohol, aren't they?

Almost anything's much more tolerable with alcohol.

Point.

'Watching' doesn't seem like the right word.

I didn't start them, and I even stayed (mostly) out of them!

Not quite what I meant. Watching seems an inadequate word, somehow, for so much schadenfreude.

that the one with the nurses?

...not exactly.