South? Why so?

I'm a bit bored.

I thought I'd go have some fun.

Hm... depends on where you're planning to go.

I could go see Italy, and maybe make a stop or two on the way.

It's the 'stop or two' that concerns me. Either you'll be going through Switzerland or Austria. Neither choice works well.

Yey, come and see me! Spain is having a celebration this weekend too, I think.

Don't worry about it, West! It'll be just fine.

Just don't cause any international incidents.

I can't make any promises.

You could, you know. "I promise I won't get drunk and attempt to annex any nations I meet." Wouldn't be so difficult.

Don;t worry! I'll make sure we stay out of trouble!

Can't promise that, West; sorry. I'm going to go out drinking with Rome, and may even get drunk.

...if I were to ever make a recipe for disaster, those would be my four main ingredients.

Italy, you have my number in case something goes wrong.

I d- Oh yeah!