also munching on some of Levi's cookies and lemon squares. They're.. actually quite good.

hops in the kitchen, dressed in his sheer undershirt and leg huggers. "My my, look who we have here."

Nice to see you again, Xanxus dahling~ <3

glances up once, eyes Lissuria, then goes back to what he's reading.

Anti-social as ever Xanxus? And I presume it's because you're out of whores already~

takes his wallet out and hands a coupon to Xanxus. "Here love, let Lissuria give you some discount coupon at some cabaret club in Namimori"

My fellow ladies would definitely enjoy the rough sex.

eyes the slip with some disgust. "...I'll pass."

WHAAAT~~!?! How dare you turn down good sex! If you can screw Squalo, you can screw these ladies too!!

And they're less noisy than Squalo too... Unless you like that... they'll scream VOIIIIII for you like there's no tomorrow!

Do you have a death wish or something?

Oh shush Xanxus dahling! I'm only concerned for your cock. Every gay man's concerned with another man's cock!

Hn.

pay attention to those cookies now. This conversation is annoying.

Boo-- You were nicer back in the day, Xanxus. Remember how we used to pigtail Squalo's hair? That was fun!

That was something you and *Bel* used to do. I never bothered.

Squalo's hair down, actually. The better to run his hands through it when they're--

not. Going to continue. That train of thought.

OOOH! OOOH! I KNOW THAT FACE ANYWHERE! YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING NAUGHTY, DIDN'T YOU!?!

Let ME guess what it is. Was it Squalo's tight butt?

OR!! Was it how you can run your hands through Squalo's hair while you're fucking!

Shut up.

Ooh! It's the second one, isn't it? Oh my god! It's the second one right?!

I~~ AM~~ SO~~ GOOD~~ AT~~ THIS~~~

You're as predictable as the latest GAP T-shirt, Xanxus. I told you, I know my cocks~ <3 <3

... -_-

Why are you bugging me about this crap anyway?

leans on the counter and grabs a cookie for himself. "Conversation, Xanxus. It's a lot better than talking about your stupid depression."

You're getting a new mission right? Have fun? Fuck Squalo while you're at it. He needs it more than you do.

rolls his eyes as he whines "That loud mouth bitch hasn't shut his trap ever since you got back, so be nice and give him some love~"

He's the one who changed here. I don't see why I have to bend over backwards and be nice to him.

Since when was fucking him meant you being nice? Didn't you just drag his hair around and raped him 'til he shut his mouth?

he slipped there...

Uhmm... that was my assumption on how you and Squalo could be doing it Xanxus. Not that Bel and I watched from a peephole or something

Hn.

blinks his eyes like a darling puppy, moaning a cute "Hrmm~~ <3 <3 "

teasing Xanxus. Really~ <3

it when Lissuria goes Hard Gay on him. Wtf. >_>

Leave me the fuck alone, fag.

didn't hear that quite right. "Leave me to fuck alone? Didn't think you were the wanking kind Xanxus!"

Ohohohohohoho!!

You're as boring as ever Xanxus, dahling~ <3

pinches Xanxus butt cheek. "If you get desperate and you badly need a good fuck, don't do it by yourself. <3"

You can just call me, and I'll show how good I can get in pleasing a cock. That is... if you fit right in my schedule!

takes another cookie and blows a kiss at Xanxus, walking away with his sinister evil diva laugh!

..... (s_annoyed)

always found Lissuria a little disguting. Honest.

runs back. "Ohohohoo!! Your annoyed face didn't work honey. Not enough karma? "

runs away again!