A bunch of people have told me I should be on I Shouldn't Be Alive. Maybe I should.
No. Cuz Shelby should be dead.
JK JK!!!!! 
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OMG people IT WAS TWO FINGERS!! 
Hahaha. Shelby is too cool for death. Just not cooler than carrot grinders 
lol nice chy nice!
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No. Not nice. And i figured why I should be on I Shouldn't Be Alive... I donated blood right before the accident and they said I lost a lot
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of blood after the fact.
True true. Haha. Maybe your blood just produces fast?
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I dunno but I ate breakfast and didn't get to eat again till 11pm and man... I mowed down that fake sandwich