this is just the thing to get back at that asshole. He breaks a few windows while he's at it, feeling totally not immature.

falls out a window as he kicks through one. "Ahh!"

looks up at Haakon. He takes out his sword. "Who- who're you? What're you doing here? You don't work for Austria, do you??"

points at the house. "The ass who owns this place and took me over, that's who. He's girly and wears frilly clothing, but tough." /chibi

they should join forces to overthrow this cruel oppressor!

looks around for a second before realizing he was talking about his sword. "This? I made it, of course. Well, my people did, at least."

if they're joining forces, Haakon could use one of his. Trade would make their alliance even better!

shakes his head. "No, which was why I was destroying his house while he was away to get back at him."

(Part of me says they should destroy his piano, the other part of me says that would be too cruel.)

shakes his head. "I didn't take anything. I don't want his crummy stuff! But," he frowns, debating the consequences of destroying the house.

this is a great idea! He nods. "You're right. I'm Hungary, by the way." He holds out his hand.

how far away Norway's house his. "You live in the north, right? Where it's cold?"

fish, but gets most fish from freshwater. "Well, you may be far away, but that will just mean that Austria won't expect it!"

BROFISTS. "Let's start with his piano, yeah! He's obsessed with it."

leads him into Austria's house, to where the great Grand Piano sits, practically shining in the light.

giggles a bit at Haakon's reaction. "When you press a key it makes a hammer hit one of the strings inside."

goes up to it and lifts the lid, with some difficulty. "There!"

accidentally looses grip and the lid goes SLAM!

freaks out. "N-Norway!" He opens up the piano lid again quickly. "Are you alright!?"

doesn't know what to do. He can't go help Norway without slamming the piano lid again, and he's afraid he might hurt him... again!

(brb. foooood. )

lets go of the lid to go help Norway back up. "Shall we destroy it?"

looks around for a second. "After we destroy it, we can find some of his frilly clothing and make a bandage for you if you need one."

ponders this. "Uhh... maybe we can cut away the legs or something?"

nods excitedly. "Yeah! That'll teach him!" Then wonders how they'll start a fire. DD:

confused. "But isn't the piano like the wood? We just need fire! We need stones! Yeah!"

jumps out the window to get some stones!

begins gathering a bunch of stones and brings them back, dropping half along the way.

sits down by the piano and half-bangs half-rubs the rocks together.

up and ends up throwing the rocks at the piano instead, making loud banging sounds.

shrugs. "I dunno; this is more fun, though!" She continues throwing rocks, chipping away at the piano.