his birthday isn't important to remember~

Francis isn't worth celebrating his birthday with.

wouldn't celebrate it with Arthur anyway~

finally speaks up. "What are you doing here?"

"I was in the neighborhood~ Why aren't you out.. drinking or whatever it is you do?"

"Just because I'm not doing it NOW doesn't mean that I won't be celebrating it LATER. It's still early!"

sighs "Honestly. Do you really think I start drinking first thing in the morning?"

nods. "Oui I do~ Your always drunk or drinking when I see you. I think it must be an all day occurrence for you~"

"And you're always ugly when I see you. It must be an all day occurrence for you."

rolled his eyes. "I think you are mistaken. I think you meant yourself~"

"No, I'm quite sure I meant you."

"Hm, You should cut back on the drinking. It has impaired your thinking."

"Are you sure? You look far more disgusting when I'm sober."

"I am quite sure. You are mistaken Mon Ami~ For you are the disgusting one~"

"Naturally, someone with no taste whatsoever would find me ugly, but I suppose I can take your opinion with a grain of salt."

"My taste is remarkable~ Unlike yours however."

"Remarkably awful. Now, please kindly piss off. I have no desire to be ill on my birthday."

"Awful is how your tastes are~ Oi, but I was trying to be nice to you~"

facepalms. "How is that 'nice?'"

"I didn't insult you first~"

"Which of us automatically assumed the other was drunk pretty much immediately upon walking in?"

shrugged. "The past few times I have seen you. You were. So, I'm not sure what to expect from you. I just assumed~ It wasn't an insult."

"Well, you assumed wrong."

"You still insulted me first then~"

"You walked into my house uninvited and complained -- incorrectly -- about me being drunk. Did you expect me to react kindly?"

"Not to mention I was stating a fact. An undeniable, absolute fact."

chuckled. "I didn't complain~ I was stating what I thought~" He stared at him. "Non, it is not a fact."

"As was I. And I do have undeniable proof as well: the amount of time I look at you is directly to proportional to how nauseous I am."

"I'm telling you... stop drinking. It messes with you."

"I'm not drunk at the moment, but perhaps I should be."

"Not to mention, you should stop dropping by unannounced. I doubt you've noticed, but our encounters are never pleasant."

"Oi, I'm not having an unpleasant visit~ You need to lighten up."

"How is this not unpleasant?"

"You're here, are you not?

That automatically makes it unpleasant."

"I like myself~ So therefore do not have a problem with myself. Unlike you."

"Like I said earlier, you also have a complete lack of taste, so naturally you'd like yourself."

"Oi Others like me~ So It is obviously... just you who does not~"

"Matthew only likes you because he smokes pot."

"Simple as that. I don't see how else he could, and it's the perfect explanation."

snorted. "I have never seen him once smoke pot, so that is invalid."

"Well, he's too polite -- and intelligent -- to do such a thing in your presence."

"But it would take being high as a kite to think you're attractive, unless you're you, in which case your shit taste will do that."

"Well, you are still wrong. He has never been high around me. So he likes me just fine~ How's your relationship? I heard some things~"

"I'm doing all right as I am, thank you very much. Now, please leave. There must be some snails you could be eating right now."

"Happy being alone? You know there are~ And I'm sure you have some burnt scones to eat as well~"

"I'm all right on my own. I don't need anybody. Don't tempt me to force-feed you some of my 'burnt scones.'"

"Ill just feed you snails~ Then maybe you could taste what good food actually is."

"I'm afraid I'll have to pass. You look disgusting enough; I don't need your snails to push me all the way towards vomiting."

[andd Im gonna go sleep. Goodnight~]

((Good night ^_^ And not to worry; feel free to pop in and annoy England anytime!))

[Oh I shall~ >3 ]

((Nice.))

((night francis))

does remember, but always finds it slightly intimidating to approach him. [[FFF THIS IS ME TTLY AVOIDING MY PAPER 8D]]

speaks up. "Oh, hello. What brings you here?"

jumps slightly. "Ah...nothing sir." Chews the inside of his cheek nervously. "It's your birthday isn't it?" [[OLD PLURK IS SO OLD owo]]