....does this holiday involve strange and unusual sex?

Eugh. I'd hope not. The priests in charge of it are eunuchs.

Mega... lesia?

Megalesia! Feast of the Magna Mater!

One of those import gods, you know, but there's always the best dinner parties going on during the celebrations!

How can you be a fan of mine and not know the holidays? My holidays are the best!

It wasn't for your holidays that I respect you. What happens during this Megalesia?

Germany going to celebrate with us?!

Don't jump to conclusions, I'm just curious about the festival!

You should, though! You'd like it, it's all really proper.

Everyone holds big feasts, and there's games! Chariots and equestrians and things like that, no circuses.

Oh, and there's this procession of statues of the gods before the games start, but trust me, the races are much more exciting.

Except that chariots are out of style. There aren't going to be races like that in the modern world.

Ah, yeah, that's the problem.

Hey! I've got it!

You've got those roads you can go as fast as you want on, right?

Racecourses?

You're going to hold a massive festival on a race course?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

No! But a road like that sounds perfect for racing, doesn't it?

I believe he's speaking about the Autobahn. And it's in heavy use, I doubt chariots would be safe.

sure it will

I'm real good at swerving and speeding!

But not in a chariot!

No, Grandpa made me one when I was little! He taught me everything I know!

It's true! My Feli's a natural.

Ah... how long has it been since you've driven in one?

Me or Grandpa? I just drive cras now, you know that. OH OH! GRANDPA. I'll take you for a driving lesson! It'll be fun!!!

You'll love racing against the other cars and trying to beat the lights!

And I'll get you a seat belt shirt so we don't get in trouble!

That's a wonderful idea!

How did you get to be so clever, hm?

It'll be one of the little ones that goes really fast, though, right?

Si~! I'll get us the fastest Ferrari going!

Veeee~ You taught me everything, Grandpa!!

At least let me know where you two will be trying this 'driving test' so I can get it cordoned off.