that if everyone would just do as I say and know that I'm always right, there would be peace and prosperity everywhere...

yeah, yeah, that's right. Just do what you say and stuff - Uh, think back to WWII, eh?

that wasn't me.

Yep, t'wasn't. So would that make you more of beneficient monarchy than a dictator?

I would be an awesome dictator.

I'd probably make a better baked tater, myself. With sour cream, butter, bacon and Seriously Sharp cheddar cheese.

I'm pretty good with tater-Tots, afterall, we've got 5 great ones

LOL But seriously...