S-special relationship...? Don't be so hasty to form entangling treaties!

...It's gotta be the geezer still.

Isn't that scary guy going to have something to say about that?

It will be a glorious alliance!

Finland, come back and save your booze before it's too late.

Finland gave me booze.

Yeah, but he probably didn't mean to give you all his booze.

said I could drink as much as I wanted

I wanted a bunch

I tried to warn him.

mebbe I shud get a tattoo

...oh?

like... like a pirate!

And where are you going to get the tattoo, old man?

all my piercings healed up after the 70s

England, I'd advise against making any decisions with permanent consequences. Or else this could be another Francis Drake expedition.

Shut up Germany!

I'm only looking out for his interests!

Exactly. He's always going on to me about consequences and crap. It's his turn to learn some!

Spain was abusing Port!

Unless you want a special relationship with England and your beer next.

Hey, hey! Tell us more about the tattoo old man.

wasn't gonna' just like, lie back and let Spain fuck me

where d'you think I shud get it?

Well, it's gotta be some place really good.

I know. Get a pair of lips on your ass.

Then when you tell someone to kiss it, you can show them exactly where!

You offering?

Hell no! Ha ha ha.

Fucker. Dont make promises you won't keep

Hey, I didn't promise anything.

Just had an idea.

you want to see my ass

You make an ass out of yourself in front of me daily.

Wouldn't be much different.

I have a fucking gorgeous arse

So get that tattooed on it.

"Fucking Gorgeous."

You can even use that fancy script you like so much.

yu;ll never get to see it

That's okay. I'll know it's there.

who says i'll get 1

Well, I get it if you're not cool enough to get one.

Or if you're too scared or something.

wait wait england

yoiu had piercings?

in my eers and nose and lip

the 70s

require by lor

fuck the establishment an orthority and stuff

Which is why you should get a tattoo.

haha wow. I could never do that.

looks like it hurtsd

not too bad whenyor drunk

yud look cute with a tattoo

like a deer or somethin

mebbe a bird

haha m not cute

but i like elk

swans too

gentle sweet n deadly

. . . yoou really htink it'd look good?

yes

like awesome good

tatoos are prett ymetal huh

yeah. you like metal music

I know!

werent you gonna get osmething too?

mmmm

dunno what tho

you've gotn to have a cool national animal@

unicorn

or a lion

lions' more punk haha. crazy hair.

hehehe yeah

comeon i think sve left a hoodie ehre. its not too late right?

nah we';ll be totaly awesome friends

haha yeah!