HAHAHAHAHA WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FROM

lol not a movie this happened yesterday

HAHA ur life like reality tv show

lol it's like a sitcom, I have my first date in over 6 months Friday and my ex who I haven't hung out with in a year and a half shows up

She just likes to fuck with you. Just kill her and feed her hair to a gerbil already.

well you might need to clean up gerbil puke if you do

creepy

Gerbils eyes grow when they eat hair, Alex.

oh right like in that adam sandler movie

....yup.

that was a guinea pig. and i haven't even seen the movie and I know what you're talking about haha

what the difference between a gerbil a guinea pig and a hamster?

Hamsters are the only cute ones and the other two are types of food.

theyre all cute! gerbils are the smallest and live in packs. they will also box eachother sometimes, its adorable

hamsters are midsized, a dwarf hamster is about the same size as a gerbil, they dont get along well with other hamsters and are kinda boring

guinea pigs are alot bigger, have awesome hairstyles, some have natural mohawks, and make sweet ass noises, theyre my favorite

this explains so much about you Jer

lol wuts that mean?

that you know all this

What alex said.

I agree with Sam D: hammieees<3

I've had gerbils and my ex worked in a pet store where I spent MANY hours watching and playing with all the animals in the back room lol

ugh if I hear one more ex story from you I will projective vomit onto a gerbil I swear to fucking god

projectile

LOL PROJECTIVE your vomits gonna be doing projects, like making macaroni pictures with paste and construction paper

Yeah you have noo fucking idea.

...thats some puke

NO JOKE. I WILL KILL SOMETHING LARGE.

maybe you should tell another ex story just so we can see this

who wins?

me.

hahahaha that picture was so scarry when I first saw it

terrifying