What was the result?

I think this might be the first time a spy from the micronation of Sealand has been captured.

No intelligence taken, just a handful of candy and some pens.

Sea... land?

. . . you know, England's? The little one, really just an ocean fort? Sve bought him on the internet?

...

He isn't mine. He's just a bratty little kid who is annoying.

I don't have any record of such a recognized nation in my archives... England, who is he speaking about?

An offshore rig which thinks it has a hope of being recognised as a Nation. He isn't/

England, really, you don't have to be so cruel about it. Though . . . he is right, Germany.

All except the part about Sealand not being his. England was the one who set him up in the first place.

And the eyebrows are a dead giveaway, too! Let me find a picture . . .

Aha. Here's one! i41.tinypic.com/211ng3p....

He's an offshore fort! They aren't supposed to... to be like us!

I didn't know it would happen!

It's okay, England! These things happen sometimes, even when you're careful.

It shouldn't have happened. I don't know why it happened.

Hm... no matter how I look at it, he does seem to have a close resemblance to England.

Though England is right, an offshore fort shouldn't spontaneously develop the desire to become a nation.