never would've pegged England as the type, though.

...really?

Of course. Graffiti is fun!

I thought he was immune to that.

oh, non, mon cher. It is not an act of fun for Angleterre but rebellion. 'Punk' became a fad in the 80s....

. . . do you mean that he takes dirty pictures and accusations *seriously*?

Yes, yes he does. He even frowns when we're having sex.

hold on i cvan't write while lauhging

....hm. Well, you know for a fact he's not frowning because of ME.

Of course not.

....that sounds/looks patronising.

I can't kiss through this thing.

It is inconvenient. Like a phone.

You could always come round? And inside.

Perhaps that should be come over and inside....

In that order?