GERMANY!

I'm really glad you're here!

...Italy. Are you well?

Yep! I ate a lot today, how about you?

Ah... I'll fix something later. If I have time.

What! You haven't eaten? I'll bring something tonight! I made you a really nice cake once, but Switzerland shot it right out of my hands!

...you know he doesn't like you running through his territory. I can stop by your place instead.

really? you mean that? That's great! And I'll make a lot of food!

Mm, of course! ...but you don't have to make too much, not with the state your house is in.

....oh, you heard, huh? Well, it'll be okay! We have a lot of food, really!

Even still, if you need me to pick anything up on the way...

Cheese! And maybe some fruit. And a cake if Austria has one?

Cheese... fruit... I'll be sure to get some. I doubt Austria will have any cake he'd want to share, however.

Do you have to ask him? Hey, Germany.... what videos do you have?

Yes! Taking a cake without permission will only end badly!

...and let's not talk about the videos.

Ok, I'll ask France for something....

Such as...? Considering his mood, are you sure that's a good idea?

He's usually nice to me. Sort of. If I flatter him, he'll be fine!

Mm... if you're sure... be sure to bring your phone, just in case.

I will! Thank you Germany, you're the best!

Ah... ... ... ...it's really nothing. I'll see you tonight?

Yes! I'm really excited!

As am I.

you mean it?

Ah, well... you really do have a talent for cooking. And so long as you have a stockpile of supplies, it's all right.

And you'll stay over too, right?

all night

I'll change my sheets and everything

I don't know, I should probably go back to my home...

What, why?!

I do have a lot of things on my desk...

But it's only the night! You;d be sleeping if you were home anyway, right?

I'm sure you do a lot of things on your desk, germany

.....?

Ignore him. And no, there's too much to do. The situation with Greece and Iceland, especially.

..... okay.... I'll ask Romano...

You can stay with me, Italy? We'll make pictures....

Germany....

I-I'll stay the night! Just don't go to France's place!

Yes! Maybe we can go stay with Japan (he doesn't share a border with France...)

I wouldn't want to inconvenience him.

Me or Japan?

Japan.

....well, luckily for me, by not inconveniencing Japan, you keep things easy for me too, neighbour!

In what way?

I can come to visit! (maybe get some for of those pictures.....)

There's not enough room"

Indeed, there's not enough room.

....I have plenty of ways to solve such problems. For example. Italy can sit on my lap!

M-maybe we should rearrange... so that...we have lots of room for everyone....

Why would you want to come while I'm there? (And no one's sitting on your lap!)

You're not THAT bad, Germany.

By what metric?

....when I see you, do you want me to remove that rod from your ass?

I'd prefer if you didn't come any where near there. Or near Italy.

...try and stop me.

I'd prefer not to cause an incident.

We beat you once, we can do it again.

I doubt you'll find many allies in your stated goal.

....we'll just see about that.