Try doing it the way your boyfriend told you.

LOL

(...that's not a reference to the 'Reverse Cowboy btw)

i hear that a lot and i didnt think about the reverse cowboy

your boyfriend tells you that a lot -does he Kitti!?

LOL WHAT

Kiri!! What's this I hear about gay Japanese movies with swords!? eh eh!?

hi5! you!!! ...tell me, were they flesh swords??

do they make men squeel when inserted?

...it's a sad sad day when there's no real men around to keep you 'entertained' Kir -where is everyone!?

ahhh the old 'I have to go to work' routine. That's the new 'headache' btw. Well we all know who has the stamina!

refrains from swearing out loud! ...I'll have you know my stamina levels are through the roof! *clutches at his little blue pill*

It's more widely known as Jack's Beanstalk, my dear

Jack, the best thing about you is that you're so humble. I find that so refreshing.