glomps

falls over.

"hej..."

shifts uncomfortably "Hola!"

"I love ya bud'y..."

blinks. "You do?"

nods

"Why?"

"'cause I can..."

"I'm not going to have sex with you."

"I did't ask ya 't did I...?"

shrugs. "You might have!"

"'ll I did't plan 't..."

pokes him. "Maybe you were!"

shakes head "I was't gonna..."

"Why not?! I thought I was pretty good looking...

shrugs "'cause I 'hought ya wou'ld say nej..."

"You have a point actually. Are you in a healthy relationship yet~?"

laughs "nej...!"

pats his head. "Lo siento... You're happy about that?"

shrugs

scolds "You shouldn't be! You need someone else to love and hug and hold and call cute so you don't go crazy."

"th'at 's neve'r gonna happ'n..."

"It will if you want it."

"oh...? 'nd who wou'ld love m'...?" raises an eyebrow

disagrees. "Sometimes things don't happen just because you want them to, Nio~"

crosses his arms over his chest. "You both are such downers! You're making me sad."

"we both know th'at nej one loves m'..."

"You don't know that!"

"then tell m' who wou'ld..."

"...You have to figure that out yourself!"

"see...? ya can't name some'one so I was righ't..."

"How should I know?! I barely remember what day it is, how could I know that!"

"'cause ya'r th' country 'o passion..."

mutters something about not even being able to get laid under his breath.

"I can help ya with th'at..." smirks

"How?!"

"'ll...I cou'ld help ya get some'one in bed if ya wan't..."

"How?!"

"by teach'n ya..." shrugs

sticks his tongue out. "I don't need to be taught! I'm the country of passion as you said. I just need someone to maybe hold him down..."

"only if I get in on it 't..."

"Don't even think about it."

"then 'm not hold'n him down..." crosses arms

glares. "You may watch."

"what's th' point 'o watch'n when I do't get any..?"

"Because he's mine! Not yours!"

"then why shou'ld /I/ hold'm down...?"

"I asked you nicely~?"

"nej..." frowns

"Please~?"

"nej..."

gets down on his knees. "Please! I need your help!"

"not un'less I get some action..."

smacks Berwald's leg because he's still on his knees and it was the closest thing to him. "NO."

"then nj..."

nej*

stares up at him. "You already had sex with him! What else do you want!?"

"more sex...?"

stands up and kicks him.

frowns

kicks him again for the hell of it. he misses being all badass ;w;

puts him in a head lock

bites down on his arm.

punches him in the head "bad boy..."

bites him again harder.

holds his mouth shut

kicks him again.

pushes him to the ground and pins him, by sitting on him

flails his arms hitting anything he can. "Don't make me go find my battle axe which is probably somewhere deep in the back of my closet."

-pins his arms under his legs, ignoring him

"GET OFF OF ME. por favor."

"nej..."

"Sí."

puts his coat on his bleeding bite marks

can't really breathe...

doesn't care

why Sweden is so mean to him.

why Antonio is so mean to him

not mean!

too

not.

too

not and squirms under Berwald uncomfortably.

too and holds him down more

not and is being crushed. "How much do you weigh? You should really go on a diet."

punches him

can't really move.. so he can't fight back and hold his breath.

smirks

spits on him.

spits back

can't wait to get his hands on his battle axe because when he does... you just wait and see...

hums to himself

sighs. "Please get off of me."

"fine..." rolls off

can breathe again~!

laying next to him, fiddling with his own fingers

rolls over onto him stomach. "So... How are you?"

"bore'd...yo...?"

ya*

even knows that this is pretty awkward. he's not THAT dense.. okay maybe sometimes.

smirks "we shou'ld 'd it..."

"......"

keeps smirking