and ngl, this is starting to creep me out a little.

ololol holy shit

everyone's getting married so young >:

sjsdflhgfl as if the newspapers aren't having a field day every day reminding us what an irresponsible generation we are.

not having any kids to replenish the population, etc, etc.

I have to attend the wedding of a person I haven't seen in over 10 years.

what if she's pregnant? I can't keep my eyes off people's bellies.

this will be a disaster.

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