My mom just shot up from a dead sleep on the couch, and asked me if "The doggie was okay." What?
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She was like....completely panicked. And got all mad when I busted up laughing.
I hope she said this in a southern accent
D; I just had a dream a doggie peed in my bed and no one told me until after I slept in it. I was very unhappy D;
HAAH aww are you sure it was a dream?
D: ....it better have been ;0;
DUDE VEE THAT WASNT A DREAM. THAT WAS ME. IT HAPPENED. TRUE STORY. NIKKIITTAAA D:
HAHA REAAALY? I'M RELIVING YOUR LIFE IN MY DREAMS!
YEAH STOPPIT I FEEL VIOLATED
HAHA YER LIFE IS INNOCENT. DONT WORRY. AND FOR ALL THE CORRUPTION I ALREADY BEEN THERE.
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