Si (Hadoc)
says
2 flatmates means I should be doing a third of the cooking, right? So how come everyone else is on the sofa and I'm plurking by stove-light?
Cuz you the fuckin best! 
Now.. wheres my dinner????
Now.. wheres my dinner????
Si (Hadoc)
says
I'm here dressed in rags, with my semi-automatic broomstick strapped to my back and an oversized apron with a 'kiss the chef' logo. PITY ME!
You have to sing a happy work song to activate the critters.
