Berwald a look of disbelief," ARe you really that dense comrade?"
"'ll I wan't bab'ys..." looks to the side, cause he really does like babies'
"Babies are like, so totally cute...as long as they don't scream all night"
chuckles softly," It would be worth it though...to have a little one all your own da?"
"Feliks...have m' bab'ys...!"
' eye twitched. "Excuse me?"
"ya hear'd m'..." stares "give m' bab'ys..."
folds his hands stubbornly. "Why should I?"
looks between the two in amusement.
"'cause ya'r more 'o a girl than m'...'nd I wan't bab'ys...so I pick ya..."
"I am not a gum-ball machine Berwald you know" frowns, "so? I'm still a man"
"'ve had kids with men be'fer..."
"'s true...I am a dad 'o four..."
"may'be Lovi wou'ld give m' bab'ys..." grabby hands
growls sharply," You will not. touch. Lovi."
smirks, flashing her pipe with a low," kolkolkolkolkol...."
flails his arms up. "Dont fight like that is so not cool!"
pouts, giving Feliks a sad look," But...but...Feliks~"
shakes head quickly. "Like no! No way!"
"I wan't Italia'n bab'ys...I al'rad' got one...I nee'd one more..."
sniffs, glaring at Berwald. "There's no way in HELL I'm having your babies."
"'t late...I th'n ya al'read' 're..." touches the Italian's belly
smacks his hands away. "Fuck no."
"how 'd ya know yar not...?" raises eyebrow
"Because I do, so shut the fuck up." glares at him.
pouts "but I nee'd an'othe'r Italia'n bab'y...one 's not enough..." wines
"Well, you aren't having mine!"
"NO! YOU'RE NOT HAVING HIS BABIES EITHER!!"
"Because my little brother doesn't need to have babies with a whore like you!"
"I am not a who're...I have't had sex since I last sle'pt with ya..."
"Cause nobody will fuck you..." he mutters.
"That was only because I was lonley and desperate." He growls. "I would never do it again."
glares at the other. "Doesn't mean I enjoyed it."
snickers "I know ya did..."
punches his arm. "Shut the hell up. You piss me off so much, you know that?
"as I recall...this 's how we end'd up in bed t'geth'r..."
"Ugh!" throws his hands up angrily. "It's not happening again."
"I hope it does..." grins "'nd I hope m' lit'le one 's in the'e..." pokes his belly
smacks his hand again, harder this time. "It /won't/ happen again, and your 'little one's' /aren't/ in me."
stalks up, placing a gentle arm over Lovi's shoulder and gives Berwald a firm stare," Sweden. I think you need to leave Romano alone, da?"
((FELI!!!! you should have my baby again xD))
nods, shrinking next to Ivana. "Yeah. Leave me alone."
(( cause I said so, that's why. ))
((have Norge's baby?

))
strokes Lovi's shoulder in support.
"fine...'ll put up with only have'n Feliks' bab'y..."
chuckles," Good luck with that."
"he said ja 'nd 'll let m' if he can name'm..."