voldemort
has
a problem. yeah. they happen to the best of us (namely, me). i really like bellatrix, but neville is the hottest bamf ever. they both...
voldemort
says
...wanna date me. who should i choose??
Bella she's a hot psyco
voldemort
says
neville's better in bed tho
voldemort
says
yeah, whatever you say.
voldemort
says
that's why he's waiting in my bed now, right?
voldemort
says
im goin for the bamf
neville he's a bamf
hmm I'd stick with bella but if u dont take her..i have a chance haha
Neville, I'm taking Bella.
well sarah u must share with me u know that,,,we can 3some 
okay!!
sweeeeeeeet