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JOKE:a 500Lbs man wanted to lose weight by the end of the week..Read the newspaper and saw an ad "want to lose 250lbs in 3 days?-
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come to our office in perverted building in ortigas.
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the man was so curious he wanted to try it out
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He was welcomed by a man
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and said: uhhh sir pano tong service nyo 250lbs in 3 days?
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Man: sir ganito po yan the 1st stage is 50lbs will be reduced by our system. do you want totry it?
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fatGuy: cge 50lbs sounds good.
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Man:sir e2 po ung susi sa door#1 po kayo pumasok
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fatGuy
pens the door and saw christine reyes naked with a sash Sash:if you catch me ill let you can F*** me
pens the door and saw christine reyes naked with a sash Sash:if you catch me ill let you can F*** me
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fatGuy hustles to catch christine reyes and after that he stepped on the weighing scale and noticed he lost 50lbs!
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fatGuy was so happy he applied for the 2nd stage of the program
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The next day..
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fatGuy: uhh sir 2nd stage san ko kukunin?
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Man:sir door# 2 po pasok nlng kayo..
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fatGuy enters door2 and saw carolina kurkova naked with a sash saying "if you can catch me ill let you F*** me 5 times"
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after catchin carolina and F***** her 5 times.. he stepped on the weighing scale and noticed losing 80lbs..
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tagal nung story. excited na ko. 
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so he lost 130lbs on 2 stages
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3rd day
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Man:sir ready na po kayo sa 3rd stage sir d2 po you will lose 170Lbs or more for sure!
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fatGuy: cge cge asan ung susi?!!?!
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Man: door 3 po pasok nlng....
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fatGuy opens the door3 and saw Batista naked with a sash saying "if i catch you i will f*** you 5 times!!" roar!!!
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Carlowmehn!
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batista amf 