*puts on* his "I don't have the bomb. She does." T shirt and heads off to the airport to pick up his wife...
Chatty
says
Do you seriously have a tshirt with that on it?
I should prolly get one made...
Chatty
says
hahaha I totally bought it
just kidding. I really do have one. 
Chatty
says
ok, I don't.
Chatty
says
Chatty
says
You need one!