sweatdrops. "Congratulations?"

chuckles softly.

gestures to his chest with his hands "I wish I ha'd so'me...

"

rolls her eyes, perched to one side," Men. Such strange creatures, da."

"ya'r a man..."

lifts an eyebrow, popping open the top buttons on her shirt; peeks in than closes them," Nyet, I am not."

grabs her boobs, not caring what she thinks

kicks him in the crotch, whipping out a pipe," Watch it dorogoy~" Smiles wickedly, giggling in a maniacal way.

winces "br'n it on...I li'ke it hard..."

lashes out with the pipe, trying to catch him in the side," My pleasure~"

lets out a breath of air at the hit, still hanging on to her chest

growls, whipping the pipe under and up; right between his legs.

closes his legs, catching the pipe "not gonna happ'n..." captures her lips

bites hard at his lips, yanking her pipe from between his legs and setting it aside; sliding a knife from her jacket.

pulls back "ow...th'at hurt..." rubs his lip and pouts at the knife

him an arch look," You think I would sit here and let you molest me?"

"would ya li'ke 't molest m'...?" smirks

"Nyet."

pouts "but ya'r so hot..." wines

blushes, just a little," And?! Deal with it...idiot."

pouts, trying to look uke "'ll be'come one with ya..."

pauses, cocking her head and giving him a searching look," ...."

grabs her leg and hangs on it, looking up at her

reaches down to stroke his hair," Do you mean it~?"

smirks "if ya let m' 'd ya any'time I li'ke...ja..."

smirks, hand tighten harshly in his hair," Ah~ But you see. If you're one with me, I /own/ you. Which means /I/ make the rules da?"

whimpers "then I do't wan't 't 'b one with ya..."

pats his head," IF you say so. Not that...sex~ wouldn't be regular. Just on my terms."

"how of'ten...?"

toys with a strand of his hair idly," Often enough."

bites his lips and thinks "what else...'d I get...?"

smiles and giggles," MY attention, and my help, among...other perks. But I'll only tell you those after you are mine."

some more, reaching a hand up and grabbing her chest to help him figure out what he wanted

twitches, but allows it for now as she comments," Be very careful about your hands comrade..."

"..." looks at her "why...?"

smirks," I am very cold...and tend to give frostbite to unwelcome.../visitors/."

grins and squeezes her boob "'ll 'b one..."

squeals in glee, throwing her arms around his neck and hugging him tightly," That is good~!"