can fit under the bathroom sink, all the closets and in the laundry hamper!

stares at. "Okay... Tino's finally lost it..."

"N-no I haven't! What if scary people get in the house?"

blinked. "Like /Sweden/?"

gets up from his spot behind the couch. "N-no! I mean *scary* people! With weapons!"

paused. "...Like /Sweden/?"

"Su-san's not scary! He's just really tall and serious sometimes." >A<

folded his arms. "He's scary."

doesn't think so. ;A;

skitters past Roderich to see if he can fit under the bed! >u<

trips over the boy slightly. "GOTT VERDAMMT!"

"Ahhh sorry!!!" -keeps skittering-

stared. "What are you-... I give up."

yells back at him from under the bed. "You should try to find good hiding spots too! So you can be safe!"

blinked slowly. "I don't blame you for hiding... Sweden gives me... shivers... and tingles..."

taps on Roderich's shoulder "..."

shuddered. "A-Ah! G-Guten Tag Sweden..."

"'m not scar'y..."

nodded. "Ah... of course... I mean you make me tingle in a good way."

"..."

realizes how wrong that sounded...

smirks "did't know I could 'd th'at 't ya Roddy..."

rubs the back of his head. "Well uh... you uh... do?"

snickers

embarassed.

like a man

((NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN))

rubbed his arm. "So uh..."

((...))

"so uh what...?"

"Do you want to uh... get a coffee...?"

"coffee...? why...?"

frowned. "You don't have to."

"nej...I 'll if ya would li'ke m' 't..."

nodded. "Ja bitte. Should be pleasant."

looked at Berwald before slightly shivering

"why ya shiver'n...?"

bit his lip. "Because you're... umm... making me tingle?"

"..."

blinked slowly.

"......................................."

shivered more. "STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT."

"why shou'ld I...?"

bit his lip. "It makes me shiver... it's so intense."

"......................" smirks

shivered. "S-Stop it!"

pokes his nose, still smirking "nej..."

sneezed. "Ah, well at least you're talking."

".............................................................................."

shuddered. "Stop it!"

"............................................."

clawed at him. "Ah!"

"care'ful bab'y..." smirks "ya'r turn'n m' on..."

blushed brightly before letting his hands drop. "...Tut mir Leid."

"not li'ke I mind..." sits down

sat down next to him. "Ah, indeed. I wonder where Tino's hiding..."

*so* not trying to see if he can squeeze in between a few boxes in the closet. >u>;

"nej idea..." puts his arms on the back of the couch

folded one leg over the other. "Maybe he's under the floorboards..."

stifles a giggle, hearing them wonder where he is.

"may'be..." grabs Roderich and pulls him against his own chest

jumped, gripping onto his shirt. "Don't scare me like that!"

"ja know ya love it when I 'd..."

pouted up at him. "Oh ja, I /love/ being frightened."

smirks at the face "cute..."

folded his arms. "I am not. Besides, Tino, your wife, could be watching this."

licks his ear "so...?"

shivered. "So he might be upset that his husband is cheating."

"'m not cheat'n..." snickers

wiggled.

"So umm... I heard you liek mudkipz?"

"h ja..."

oh*

rubbed his arm, feeling a little nervous. "Heh..."

"what's with ya...?"

blinked slowly. "Was?"

"was what...?"

shook his head. "It means "What?" in my language."

"..." is confused

groaned. "WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN. 'WHAT'S'. 'WITH' 'YA'?"

him a funny look "ya'r act'n weir'd..."