Why..oh why is this happening to us? Are we gonna carry this aplurkanation on our conscience for plurkternity?

It is absoplurkalutely impossible to underplurk how we got every plurkin thing so plurked up!

I sinplurkly apoloplurk for any plurk crime I have unplurkingly complurked.

all plurkdom plurkgives her for being such a blunderplurk.

tomorrow she will be well and plurky with no LHC Lag left in her system.

everyone a peaceful slumber on the Plurktation...GBY all!!