adds since Terrans seem to be somewhat obsessed with hydrating themselves in various ways.

but this "Mountain Dew" lip balm is very strange. It tastes like the carbonated drink it's named after but has none of the other uses...

what is the point?

they do make caffinated lip-balms

not sure any are Mntn Dew flavored, though.

prefers the other flavors

does not find mountain dew appealing

Dew for the acid bite as much as the flavor itself, I must admit I don't see the point of making it lip balm.

prefers vanilla or fruit flavors

fruit for that, yes.

fruit flavors a lot, too.

also chocolate or mint.

adds and coconut!