(I'm housesitting in NJ. Party on!)

Superbow?

Yeti must have a bowdabra

Bowdabra!!

I guess I'll bring the ribbon!

if you're going to tie the knot.

I for one would have much more fun at a Superbow party then a Superbowl party. So I'll be there!!

I hope you clean up that place before we come over though, I hear it's mess.

I bet the Yeti is way neater than the psycho who lives there now. I also heard she recently had a sex toy party and there are many toys

in the bedroom. Please make sure NOT to use them on my bed or I'll have to burn the mattress.

oh dear.

EW EW OH EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW!!! She better have bought me all new sheets!

They are going to crack when you try to jam them into the washer.