cereal!?!

mm... pardon?

cereal = seriously???

oh. in that case 'YES'. i went there today. it looks posh, doesn't it?

yups!

it looks extremely posh - will you take me?

what you DID there?

i did swimming, eating and drinking with people who accidentally made friends with us before realising we were scum.

i can't take you, because i'm not a member. but remember when i used to go on wednesdays to a gym at soemone's club??

yes

same woman, but this is a different club. she's in TWO!!

geez - and you are not scum

people who think other people are scum are scum - geez

no. but i don't own two cars, a condo have memebership in any clubs or keep domestic help. therefore, by these standards, i am scum.

agrees with Raine on thatta bit actually

actually, she quite likes us because i make her giggle. it's her husband who has NO TIME for us.

I don't own any of those either so does that make me scum?

no, because you don't live in singapore.

oh!! that's true!! never mind, ignore me

*thwaps singapore snobs*

I have 2 cars but they are junk. One won't even run but hus won't get rid of it - no one is scum everyone is created equal

*stands on soapbox to start praching and watches everyone run away*

*stays and cheers*

YAY

Jason - does yer Mom count as domestic help

NO. because she is BLOODY USELESS.

and she THROWS SHOES at him, apparently.

by which i mean extremely kind and generous and helpful.

she hasn't thrown a shoe at me since i was 16.

oh. Well WHY DINT YOU SAY SO!?

Wait until those babies come you will be so happy she is there

My mom used to chase my brother around with a broom

i know. i will be. she's just annoying because she's SO BRITISH. oh, my mum once beat my brother with a broom!!

Well of course she's British

i wasn't there, unfortunately, but my sister described it. it's because he said one of the forbidden words.

okay now we have to know what the words are

yes, but she goes around going: ah, well we wouldn't cook our eggs like this at home!! and trying to cut the fat out of belly meat.

i can't tell you the words, because they are FORBIDDEN. but i BET you would never say them.

I think belly meat must be one of the forbidden words

oh, you know!! do you not eat belly pork?? it's stripey with fat, but you just EAT THE FAT.

I do not eat belly pork that I know of

oh. okay, look. it's actually FAT that gives your meat flavour. if your meat is too lean it's going to be bland and DRY.

so, belly meat tastes nice, but it must be bad for you.

I am going now - I will cya later

BEE GOOD

BYE RAINE!! *hugs you*

pork bellies?

not like the ACTUAL belly, but the meat from it.