...wank it?

Go for a record.

lol. i was waiting for that, but hoping someone would have a productive suggestion

I don't know what other record matters

she had more spare time.

had no idea that so many of our girl friends also wanked it in their off time.

LIQUID SIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!!

liquid milk?

liquid stilt?

anal leakage.....and now this plurk is dead

So I found a picture of a skinned baby seal the other day when we were talking about clubbin' 'em, I could show it if you really want to end

The thread

Or videos of squirrels getting ran over by cars?

Well now you have to post it.

I forgot about the exploding whale.

build me things

worst. idea. ever. I'm all for blowing things up, just preferably nothing that weighs a few tons worth of blubber.

Have you never seen that video before? You little internet virgin you

no i have. i still can't believe someone was stupid enough to say whale + dynamite does not equal blown up whale intestines.

he knew how to type in the "does not equal" sign now...

=/= ?

I don't know why "putting it back into the ocean" wasn't an option.

but it wouldn't have rotted at all, endo?

Well, I've had this for 2 years, and I won't ever get a better chance to use it! img.photobucket.com/albu...

It wasn't really worth the wait, or the 15 word build up.

I have gigs of awesome pictures, and I've sworn to only show you guys the terribad ones. I keep the good ones for myself.

nb4 pr0n

hey guys, remember when saintamour said this thread was dead like 20 plurks ago?

thanks for all the suggestions, guys. i'm definitely gonna go with wanking it.

You mean you aren't going to go with blowing up sea mammals?

lol can't say that's one of my favorite pastimes