((IT'S TWO AM WHY AM I AWAKE. D8))

[D; Can't sleep maybee? ]

((me too)

"Nii-san tea may help."

((Me, too))

((I don't think I can ffffffngh. D8))

tilts his head. "Doesn't tea have caffeine aru?"

((Don't worry. I'll ffffffngh for you ^_^))

[fffffftt xD ]

((fffffffngh. FFFFFNGH. *drinks more soda*))

((No, no, no -- the last consonant is ngh, not tt. Keep practising.))

"No it does not.

((i was sick today so I went to bed a 9:30 and awoke at midnnight))

nods. "Then I suppose I'll have some aru!"

((I feel asleep at like....7 pm yesterday. xDD))

*gently pours him some and hand him the cup*

"Perhaps a scone or two would help?" He walks in holding a batch of scones ... which more resemble charcoal than scones.

takes the cup, sipping his tea, looking over at Arthur. "Er....no thank you aru."

pokes his head in. "I wouldn't eat those scones. They are bound to give you nightmares."

"Are you sure? I always find them refreshing." He turns to Francis. "Your face gives me nightmares."

*hides a grimace at Arthur's scones*

scoffed. "Your eyebrows give me nightmares, just looking at them creep me out~ You should get them done."

sips his tea, watching the two bicker.

"ANYTHING could give YOU nightmares. I'm surprised your trousers aren't damp right now. My eyebrows are the sign of a gentleman."

"Um... this may not be helping Nii-san relax."

"Please address all complaints to the git over there who decided to give his unwanted opinion about my cooking."

watching the two is like watching an old married couple. "It's fine, Kiku~ They're amusing aru."

"Oi, what sort of gentleman has a few fuzzy caterpillars stuck to his forehead and calls them eyebrows? I'm not afraid of everything -

that goes bump in the night, or of the dark"

"I'll have you know that these are what a man's eyebrows SHOULD look like. Not that you'd know anything about being a real man."

*he sat down next to Yao* "They do not stress you?"

shakes his head. "They're interesting to watch aru."

"The last time they argued I put sake in my cup to calm myself."

"Tsk. No normal gentleman should have eyebrows like that. Oi? I am a real man, I don't know what you are talking about~"

chuckles, patting Kiku's shoulders. "They're all bark but no bite aru."

"You're just about as far from a 'real man' as one can get!"

rolled his eyes. "And you are as far from a 'real gentleman' as you can get!~"

"I am the very PERSONIFICATION of the word 'gentleman!' I don't piss myself at the first sign of war; I'm not an effeminate fuck ...

I even look the part."

*hides a smile* "I am starting to see what you mean, Nii-san."

laughed. "Alright Mon Ami, You keep thinking that~ Oi, and I do not 'piss myself' at the first sign of war, you damn fuzzy brows."

"You're right. You shit yourself long before the first blows land, gitface!"

((....'m going to bed. xDD have fun you guys~))

((Okay -- good night))

((night))

[night <3 ]

"Oh do you even hear how idiotic you sound?"

"How idiotic *I* sound? The one who DOESN'T shit himself?"

*digs in satchel thinking it was agood time for himself to pour him a cup of sake* "Excuse me...." *heads to the kitchen to do so*

"My thoughts exactly." He digs in his pocket and brings out his bottle of whiskey, chugging it. "This is how intolerable Francis is."

"I don't need to deal with you and your inability to handle alcohol." He said watching Arthur pull out his whiskey.

"I can handle alcohol; I merely need a lot of it to make your company even the slightest bit tolerable."

waved his hand. "Non, you cannot. And I do not wish to deal with a drunk idiot tonight."

"And I don't wish to deal with a hairy frog tonight, but it looks like I have no choice in the matter."

*returns and sighs when he smells the alcohol *

"Non Non, I'll gladly excuse myself~ I don't think you are a very good influence on me~"

"I don't think you are a very good influence on ANYONE."

smirked. "I am a *very* good influence~"

"Oh, you are, are you? Should we ALL act like you, then, in your opinion?"

for a moment. "Oui, I think so. The world would be better if everyone embraced the lifestyle of the French~"

"My citizens enjoy both of your cultures."

"All right then. Oui oui, monsieur! I want to have sex with everyone!" He rips his suit off, leaving him in his naked waiter outfit.

"Hon hon, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Hon hon hon!"

"Oh la la, viva la French Fucking Culture, pardon my French!"

"Something like that?"

"England-san! That is not very appropriate."

"Precisely my point!"

groaned, and ran a hand through his hair. "Oi, I said to embrace it. Not to make fun or mock me."

"That's what I see whenever I see you."

"Oui? Well then, you obviously have me mistaken for someone else."

"No, no, I'd recognise the glorified rug you call a chest anywhere."

*looks down at his sake embarresed*

frowned. "Oi, it is not a rug. You just do not know what beauty is."

"Oh, I know what beauty is. I also know what the opposite is, and that's what you are."

scoffed. "I am sure you do not know what beauty is."

"Perhaps it's because I'm forced to look at YOU at the moment."

* was begining to worry this was going to get ugly*

rolled his eyes. "Im so sure. You really do not know what beauty is."

"I know what ugly is, and I'm looking at it right now."

that Francis and Arthur should just get it over with and have angry love sex.

((dohoho couldn't resist. /poofs))

*looks at her surprised*

((Heh, leaving now [since I didn't ask]. As said, it was just too tempting to say. ;;> x > ))

((it's fine with me))