((LOL WHAT))

((my jeans are half down. for like the past 20 minutes))

peeks in his pants.

slaps him away. no one is allowed to see his tomato print boxers.

looks at his tomato print boxers and grins

((Were you masturbating?))

((That's the only time I forget my pants are off))

((no i was changing into my pjs lol))

's pants are still on, and he's proud

pulls his pants down more for Lovi to look. Only Lovi is allowed too.

grins and pokes one of the tomatoes

Lovi's pants won't be on for long and yanks them down, smirking.

blushes and pulls them back on "Not in public!!"

pulls them back down and grabs his ass. "Then when~?"

"Later! Just not now, chigi!"

whines and buries his face in Lovi's neck. "But Looooovi~! We've never done it before~"

"That's because we're not horny bastards like everyone else here." glares at others

nuzzles his face into Lovi's neck. "But a man can only wait so looooooong~"

"Wait until we're married, okay?"

Lovi should put out for Antonio.

((*resumes stalking*))

(( XD wow. ))

smacks Gil upside the head.

glares at Gil, face as red as a tomato

grins, rubbing his head.

frowns. "You know as well as I do that Lovi's Roman Catholic."

frowns. "So what? Who even waits until marriage anymore?"

points to self. "I do, that's who."

sticks his tongue out at Lovi. "Prude."

smacks Gil upside the head again.

pouts.

"Just because I'm waiting 'till marriage doesn't mean I'm a prude!"

nods. "Yes it does!"

raises his hand. "I can keep at this all night, Gil."

"At least I'm not a whore!"

cringes, eying Toris' hand. "I'm not a whore, either!"

looks at Lovi, shocked. "Lovi!"

perks up and pulls away. "You're a virgin, Lovi?"

"Eh...I guess you /do/ only give it to Roddy." frowns. "You're still a sex craived freak."

"W-why does that matter?"

smiles lovingly at him. "Because i want to know if I'll be your first."

"Fine...I'm a virgin."

purrs in his ear "Then I'll make sure to take care of you~"

looks away, blushing and frowing. "W-whatever."

that this is cute.

this is ridiculous.

Gilbo should just shut his mouth. XP

Lovi's a prude.

mentally smacks Gil upside the head.

Gilbo is a horny bitch

not even horny half the time. D:

Gilbo is LYING

NOT lying. D:

steps in. "Actually, in his defense, he's not."

"When are we getting married?"

turns to Toni and shrugs. "When do you want to?"

"Whenever you want too, amor mío, but please soon. I don't think I can wait too long~" rubs up against him.

blushes, he grabs Toni's hand. "Let's get married right now then."

squeezes his hand back. "Who will marry us?"

"Tolys! How about you?"

blinks rapidly. "Ahm... W-well, I'm not technically ordained, but..."

"Eh...it shouldn't be that hard. Just do what they do in movies. We'll make it official later."

actually thinks this over. "But, Lovi, we don't have vows or anything. Are you sure I'm not rushing you into anything?"

face twitch. "Fuck...I forgot about vows..."

blinks, and then smiles. "Well, whenever you two are ready, I'll be happy to help."

nods like an idiot. "I'm ready~!"

nods too. "I'm ready."

nods. Glances at Gil. "I take it you'll be witness, then?"

shrugs. "Sure."

mutters "You better be." clears throat. "Anyway, start anytime."

smiles. "Alright, then." Takes both Toni and Lovi's hands, and hold them clasped before him. "We are gathered here today to join in holy

matrimony these two nations. Romano 'Lovino' Vargas, and Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, known by España. The couple will now exchange vows."

"Who goes first?"

for a moment. "Ahm, traditionally, I think it's the one who proposed."

clears his throat and speaks from the heart. "Lovi. To be honest, I would be lying if I said I've always loved you because I haven't.

((*facepalm*))

(( *pouts and whimpers* ))

"You were loud and clumsy and rude and didn't usually make it to the bathroom in time. I tried to even switch you back once." he pauses.

"But then I realized, that even though you were loud and clumsy and rude and had lots of accidents, I had never really taken the time to get

to know you. I wasn't trying hard enough. I regret thinking all those terrible things about you. And I know I can be dense and stupid and

you might think I like your brother better than you. I don't. I love you, which may be hard for you to believe but I really do. I do so much

I love you more than anything. I would do anything for you. I love you, Lovino Vargas, with all my heart and soul. I just hope you feel the

same way."

((that was shit.. lol))

((...I thought it was cute. ;n; Except the first part was like, "OH GOD ANTONIO YOU STARTED OFF SO BADLY))

(( THAT WAS SO CUTE! STOP LYING! I'M ABOUT TO CRY!! ))

smiles softly, and turns to Lovi. Nods.

sniffles a little and takes a deep breath. "Toni...I know I never say this enough, but I love you. Like crazy. Any time away from you drives

me insane. You make every part of me melt, even though I don't show it. I know I can be a rude jerk who doesn't act like he cares or loves

((I couldn't resist from starting off badly, it's the antonio way!!!)

you, but I do. And yeah, you can be dense, but I don't care. It's just how you are, and I wouldn't give it up for the world. And I'm glad

that I'm spending the rest of my life with you. Because there is nobody else in the universe that could steal my heart like you did."

stares at him with tears in his eyes. "Do you really mean all of that?"

nods, smiling a little and crying. "Every damn word of it."

looks over at Tolys begs "Please please please marry us now, por favor, please!!"

grins, still crying a little. "Per favore?"

smiles softly, and lets out a deep breath. "Now, unless anyone has any objections (and for your sake, don't)- I announce these two to

be lawfully wedded." Releases their hands, and steps back. "Unless you want to exchange rings first, of course."

"O-oh yeah." Pulls out ring from his pocket. "I knew this would come in handy soon..." smiles at Toni as he slips it onto the other's finger

"...I'm supposed to have another ring? I think it's around here somewhere...?" feels around in his pockets.

shakes his head, handing the ring already on his finger back to Toni. "You can just use this."

"No! I have it! ...Somewhere!" empties out his pockets.

((-would laugh if Gil had it for safekeeping-))

elbows Toni and discretely slips a ring into his hand.

(( bastard...XD ))

((that would be beyond adorable))

((<3))

a sigh of relief and will remember to thank Gilbert later as he takes Lovi's hand and slides the ring onto his finger.

chuckles softly, shaking his head.

breaks down into tears for the first time ever. He throws his hands around Toni and hugs him tightly

((Except for all those times when he was younger and wet the bed.))

((-smacks Gil upside the head-))

(( Gilbo...shut up...XD ))

smiles and holds him, leaning down to whisper "Don't cry, it's your wedding day." ((so true, so true.))

((See? Antonio knows. <3))

wipes a few tears away. "You're suppose to cry on your wedding day, idiota. They're tears of happyness." (( GILBO. SHUSH. XD ))

((Celebrate in new plurk, newlyweds?))

secretly reaches up to wipe his damp eyes. "But you're not supposed to cry when you're happy, amor mío. Crying is for sad times."

"Crying is for happy times too. Now just shut up and kiss me." takes Toni's face in his hands and kisses him

(( Celebrations will have to happen tomorrow for Lovi. I must go to bed naoz. ))

((Kkays))

((i was supposed to be in be hours ago... WAIT WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY MARRIED. WE DIDN'T DO THE LAST THING.))

((Which one?))

((you know, that thing with the kiss and stuff.. idk i've only been to jew weddings but i think they both end the same))

((You may kiss the bride? You kissed. XD))

((OMG WE DID WHEN I DONT REMEMBER THAT!?!!?))

((XDDDD))

quirks eyebrow. "Ah, you already did, but, you may kiss as a married couple now?"

((WTF no really we didn't do the kiss the bride thing right?! Tell me I'm not crazy))

((Didn't expressly say the words, but, it was implied before the ring bit))

((...OMG. I SEE IT. FAIL. -goes in the corner to die- I missed it when Lovi said it...))

((I'm hallucinating or something I think that means it's time for bed.))

(( Poor bby~ I remember kissing you. XD ))