if this is a good or a bad thing, but thinks s always wurk

well, we'll see.... GAH!!

we ought to figure out the spelling cause mothers often take thing serously.

Phil will sort thatta one out then

imminent?? i know what she's going to say: JASON BOHATA!! how can you expect to look after TWO CHILDREN if you don't even care for your...

.... FISH PROPERLY?? (refering to fishy who's bowl is low on water)

suggest you add water to the bowl. There. Problem solved.

maybe a touch of food too. Just in case.

but not too much, coz... well, you've prolly read that book, too?

... 'your mother will not mind at all if i do'

no... but once my friend thought his goldfish was lonely so he carved him a "friend" out of a carrot...

.... the real fish died of carotine poisoning.

also, i need to actually WASH the bowl.

sheesh!

I hope he dint have kids.

... he was eleven. i hope he didn't too!!

*giggles*

you can prolly get that bowl washed before tomorrow?

*nods*

then your mum won't have a fish problem

presumes you should put the fish in another bowl first.

okay.... here's the actual thing.... my fish only likes bottled water and i don't want to go to 7-11.

my mum can just yell at me. she likes that anyway.

in that case, this may be a lost cause and we may need to come up witrh a distraction instead

mm... i could set fire to something?

a bit drastic perhaps, but it would wurk I suppose

or, EVEN MORE DISTRACTING, i can show her my bathroom.

oh!!! put your shirt on backwards or turn the artwork upside down.

no no nooooo! Obviously none of you'umz are mums. Sheeesh!!!

suggests thinking of something that will flabbergast her with pleasant surprise.

do something unexpected and nice for her.

HAHAHA!! ART WORK!! i could turn the TELLY upsidedown, that would surprise her.... something NICE, hey? hm...

*nods*

*stares at you for further clarification* do you mean FOOD?

*giggles* well, if that's what would suprise and please her?

if there's anything she's been trying to get thru "your thick skull" for the past 30 years?

(doesn't personally know anything about the thickness of your skull, was just speaking like a typical mum)

*rubs chin* well, i did recently discover that she HATES turkish delight, even though we've bought her a box every xmas since i can remember

i think she wants to see ME.

hold on, american idol is just about to start. THAT will give me some ideas.

have fun with your mom!

Sarah has the best idea yet!

*nods* yup!