You too?

Book me a session.

one at a time folks, Dr. phierce will get to everyone

LOL

Oh murr..^_~

ok, that saves me time, next

all about the double sessions

all about the double cheeseburger

I think ALLL gay men end up playing the Dr.Phil role. Our fag hags go Snffle " he is mean to me"

and we gotta jump into the therapist seat like "Girl, look at yo eyeliner runnin, is he worth that?"

pfft. My eyeliner is waterproof, bishes.

Aydan, we all know that one time you wore a little bit too much mascara. shit was runnin clear to yo lips. but we gays were there to powder

yo nose

Oh honey you are not fat. That dress just makes you look fat. RL I listen to girls and drama o.<

Sorry. My gays are too busy trying to "explore their straighter sides" with me. They dont care about powdering my nose.

Fag hags are fun to make out with..

Aydan, you need the right kinda gays. I did my friends hair and make-up for her prom after her boyfriend of the time dumped her. girl was...

heh. Sup Gabe?

Crying a storm in her bathroom. I was like "Sweetums, dont you mess up that makeup, come on out here, let me do touch ups." She looked...

Fierce as hell that night. <3 thats what a gay is for, other than being funny

to book a session with Dr Phierce I think

booking is oopen

*sighs* fag hag extroadinaire.....and they've all left me....to sleep...can you believe it....who am I supposed to get fashion tips from now