The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:33:45.000Z
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The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:39:10.000Z
So I was a firefighter, a stationhouse lieutenant in South LA
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:39:42.000Z
when I woke up after spending two weeks as a giant bitey crab
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:40:24.000Z
you see, the crabs - about eighteen inches tall, as big around as a coffee table, and about half mouth
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The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:41:05.000Z
had been seen in the canyons & brushlands around the area for months
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:41:59.000Z
our firehouse discovered that if a crab bit you, you would be transformed into a crab
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:42:39.000Z
after this happened to me, we more or less stopped fighting fires and devoted our time to tracking the crabs
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:43:36.000Z
we eventually found the portals they were entering our world through, and entered the alien world they came from
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:43:58.000Z
which had been colonized by the Aztecs several centuries ago
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:44:56.000Z
but we couldn't communicate with them, so when we got back to earth, we asked the Mexican government if they could loan us a Nahuatl translator
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:46:07.000Z
they did, and he helped us iron out a trade agreement where the Aztecs would stop the were-crabs from wandering through the portals
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:46:59.000Z
but the Mexican government saw the portals to an alien world as a great opportunity for a power grab, reneged on the deal, & invaded the portals
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:47:50.000Z
resulting in our stationhouse being on the run from the Mexican government while two million Aztecs & their crab allies poured into LA
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:48:17.000Z
now, the Aztecs were armed with atlatl & macahuitl; and earth had, yknow, guns
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:48:31.000Z
so clearly we would win the war, crabs pr no crabs
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:48:39.000Z
but it was gonna be messy
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:48:54.000Z
and then I woke up
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T17:49:03.000Z
Discuss.
Sleepy Deer
2024-12-31T22:47:17.000Z
were-crabs buried in sand grabbing ankles and biting passersby is a helluva strategy
The Zemblanity!
2024-12-31T23:04:05.000Z
it was not enjoyable
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