I had a really weird stress dream where people kept breaking into the backyard of my mom’s house and my dad was trying to chase them off and I was trying to help and it wasn’t working and then some of them were coming because they thought we had the recipe to make a woman and finally this older couple came

and the man was like I want the recipe to make a woman because look at her (fat and aging) and I was like okay you shut up. what do you want to the woman and she was like.

I want a dog. So I was like. You can have one of the four dogs that came with this house when we bought it a couple days ago—the house inside was very much not my mom’s house just the yard—one of whom I had just found scared and hungry in a loft bed that was only accessible by ladder where she had evidently been trapped for days.

Her name was Tala and she was like. Sort of whippet shaped but less skinny, short hair, brindle brown. Loved hiding in weird locations.

actually she was brindle at the end but when I found her in the loft she was white with big tan splotches. dreams. yknow.

the guys breaking into the yard like. one of them I was spraying the hose on high pressure stream directly into his ear to try and drive him off and he was just laughing