I was going to start this plurk by saying “claps cheeks” as a way of saying “okay yesterday sucked let’s try and put our best foot forward today and stop sulking” but remembered that that phrase has a much different meaning than I intended so anyway good morning
I mean
You could say it anyway and own it
You could say it anyway and own it
The plurk was literally “claps cheeks let’s do this” and I was a nanosecond away from hitting send when my sleep deprived brain went 
WE TWERKING??
get your booty shorts on ant
Twerking to assert dominance 
we'll back 'em into a corner 
twerk! twerk! twerk! work, bitch
I wanna hear 'em from across the atlantic
i'll teach you the technique, white boy
My fucking sides hurt
oh we're gonna make a lot more hurt when we're done with you
throw that ass in a circle
this plurk made me spit matcha out my nose
I’m glad I can at least make people laugh
this plurk keeps getting better
Claps cheeks feels like a Darin greeting so it tracks.
Okay I need fanart of Darin twerking I guess that’s my next commission
The Nicki Minaj Anaconda pose
Pretty sure if I did that it would break you guys
pssh
what kind of weak ass bitches do you think we are
do it, do it
THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
LMAO
Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy t...
Bitch are you kidding i'll darw Darin twerking for free
I’m dying at this entire thread 
Ant getting ready to face the day: 
Okay, but I request it be to this track:
Tipsy FF7 Battle Theme (Fergie Intro)
Tipsy FF7 Battle Theme (Fergie Intro)
I mean if it helps, Ant
Coming back to this after a day of cooking and baking and now I’m trying to figure out if Darin has a nice ass or not
I mean his upper body is good considering his line of work
I have to assume Darin’s got some cake.
Like what’s the metric here? On a scale of 0 to Captain America?
I'd give him a solid 7. Like he's a built dude, so not quite DBZ's level of nothing, but there's something there to turn charcoal into diamonds.
Ye, 7-9.
See this is why I want more people to weigh in because I don’t want to give My Very Special OC an S-Rank ass
I’d put him at a solid 7-8 myself. He’s active. He’s athletic. His focus is definitely upper body but you gotta figure he’s holding back all that strength all the time. Man’s got definition.
TIME FOR SOME CHRISTMAS CAKES
The first thing I see when clicking on this is Darin throwing it back.
Never change guys. <3
mummifiedsalarian: RYO IS THE HERO WE ALL NEED!
bursts GET IN HERE
i'm a menace
FUCKING GOD RYO
i love the stars. fantastic work
JJdjfmgmgh YOU SUMMONED ME TOO
HOWLS
I HAD TO
god it's so GOOD 
oh, OH. THIS IS ART, MAN.
dat ass
FUCK RYO LMFAO
holy shit....
the facial expression is the cherry on top of the cake(s)
THE FACIAL EXPRESSION IS FLAWLESS
I love unhinged art of Darin oh my god
I KEEP LOOKING AT IT
IT'S HYPNOTIC
Hypno ass
i'm so glad for this
NEW PLURK HANDLE LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
just makes me think of
the fact that Darin would unironically love the Backstreet Boys makes this so much fucking better
coming in late to say every single one of my OCs has a bangin ass and no regrets so you do it, Ant. You give your boy a bubble butt.
oh yeah Darin's got junk in the trunk
omg I wake to perfection. XD