I feel like Yato and Godzilla would sometimes chill over coffee to discuss the ridiculousness of humans this week

oh my god yes

They can compare notes and Goji can tell him the latest dramas going on at the university that absolutely baffle him

and Yato can regale him with the crazy customers he deals with for whichever job he has that month. it's a win-win!

what kaga and akagi do every day, plan to take over the world cuddle

Winter is bullshit, cuddling is required /sage nod

I imagine Kaga tries to pester Ratio everyday

Very much so! Sometimes she just happens to coincidentally bump into him with extra onigiri on hand to give him too

she low key stalks him (positive, loving, will not kidnap)

he would notice the frequency of her encounters for sure....

Clearly she's just overcompensating for being hostile before and has No Other Motives

she has Other motives (but it's not romance)

Her intentions are pure!!!!

oh really

Yes! Pure and loving (✿◡‿◡)

Yor does little swim races with Godzilla in the pool

oh my god yes

Her freak strength probably means he doesn't have to hold back as much with her as other humans with swimming

Just two streaks in the water

If they're not careful they can cause mini whirlpools