In one of my tabletop servers, someone has graciously gifted us with one of his custom NPCs for use in our own campaigns.
Normally this would go without comment, but, well.
gee. i wonder what she's known for.
ew
at least he placed her arms in a sensible position, cus i know that poor lady's lower back is in constant agony
he didn't place shit, check out her hands
and shoelaces
oopsie doopsie i see some grade a ai hands!
that does make it even worse
I ain't one to talk about folks tossing in sexy designs or spicing up their tabletop, let people do what they like, but there's a time and place. This isn't exactly a server filled with folks chomping at the bit to play with big titty waitress NPCs. This isn't really a server filled with sexy stuff at all.
DETECTABLE BY COMMONLY USED SENSES
(Granted, I think the average age of the server is 'late 40s-mid 50s', so that may play a role)
detectable by commonly used senses!
i think i wanna judge a little bit cus like what does she bring to the game, even as a minor npc, other than her assets and i guess alcoholism
like give me something to work with
Well
That's kind of the funny thing.
it's kind of silly to be like 'you can use my totally original npc that i came up with on my own: a waitress who can drink'
like i coulda got there on my own
She's also got the "Luck of the Irish", an actual good luck ability. So there's that.
She’s a leprechaun
I’m not willing to process any other possibilities
As someone who actually pretty much has a bust that size, I also want to comment on the art being nonsensical. Your bust usually isn't that size if that's your body type unless you have implants. It'd continue across your upper arms -- they'd be larger and softer even if you're a waitress who lifts and carries a lot.
If that's your body type, the bust would be more proportional. I mean, I know we all already know this is gross fetish fuel but this is gross fetish fuel. IRL this woman's bust would be like half this size if she didn't have implants, and it would still be pretty large visually, and uncomfortable for her as a table server.
We should probably count ourselves fortunate that the AI didn't see fit to give her boobsocks.
honestly blessed the AI saw fit to give her, like, Calf Muscles
unexpected but nice
There's that!