Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:09:01.000Z
How went the mission, plurk? Did you finally kill that meddling so-called “hero?”
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Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:09:35.000Z
uhhhh I'm the hero
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:09:42.000Z
So... bad news, boss.
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:09:46.000Z
Bad and worse news.
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Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:09:50.000Z
Who let you in here!?
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:09:57.000Z
Guards! Seize her!
DrugsJulius
2024-12-26T04:10:01.000Z
well I didn't see the body but I definitely got 'em
DrugsJulius
2024-12-26T04:10:07.000Z
-oh
Niamh Vibes
2024-12-26T04:10:09.000Z
My head drops to the floor, having already been killed
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:10:35.000Z
So the bad news, boss, is that hero is here - I see you already know that one so I'll skip to the worse news.
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:10:40.000Z
There uh. Aren't any more guards.
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:10:43.000Z
you test my patience, svensational
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:11:18.000Z
Listen, boss, I'm just telling you, ain't nothing coulda been done!
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:11:20.000Z
Escort yourself to the dungeon
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:11:31.000Z
Honestly I'm just here because nobody was applying for the hero job and I couldn't get a job anywhere else
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:11:38.000Z
I just wanna collect a paycheck y'know
連続犬
2024-12-26T04:11:38.000Z
Maaan. Aight, boss. Good luck with the hero!
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:11:42.000Z
capitalism
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:12:13.000Z
deerleisure: have you considered a career in villainy?
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:12:27.000Z
I feel like finishing things here would mean I'm unemployed
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:12:36.000Z
........How much does villainy pay?
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:13:44.000Z
I offer very competitive rates for beginner henchmen with opportunities to make a full career depending on how ruthless you are
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:14:22.000Z
You know what I'm convinced
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:14:26.000Z
Sign me up!
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:14:42.000Z
If you’re willing to backstab a few people I see no reason you couldn’t be one of my loyal generals by this time next year
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:15:05.000Z
I'm willing to do p much anything if I get paid!
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:15:25.000Z
You WILL have to join IAGAH 125
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:15:43.000Z
International Association of Goons And Henchmen
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:15:55.000Z
We have a union!?!
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:16:07.000Z
I didn't even get dental as the hero!
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:16:19.000Z
But you’ll get health insurance and full dental
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:16:39.000Z
Heroes don’t get dental!?
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:16:59.000Z
But they always have such shiny teeth...
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:17:19.000Z
We get a uhhhh $200 medical spending card that we can use for dental
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:17:50.000Z
Well anyway, your first task is to escort UltraDude to the dungeon since he failed me in his mission to kill you
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:17:57.000Z
got it, boss!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
2024-12-26T04:18:30.000Z
wait hold up
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
2024-12-26T04:18:43.000Z
boss you said to "take care of them" so i sent them a care package and fruit basket
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
2024-12-26T04:18:45.000Z
was that not right
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:18:52.000Z
Excellent......everything is going according to plan..............
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:19:20.000Z
deerleisure: how would you rate lastbastion’s fruit basket?
Princess Emily
2024-12-26T04:19:52.000Z
much better than anything the hero side sent me!
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:20:43.000Z
...
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:20:47.000Z
....just checking. We ARE the bad guys right?
DrugsJulius
2024-12-26T04:21:12.000Z
well we do have a dungeon for failures
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:21:15.000Z
Did I invest in this obsidian palace of darkness for nothing?
ArtIsArt
2024-12-26T04:22:11.000Z
That depends, was it ethically sourced obsidian or did you chuck some virgins in the volcano while you were there?
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:23:25.000Z
They were ethically sourced virgins....?
ArtIsArt
2024-12-26T04:23:52.000Z
Hmm. We may have a problem, or may not.
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:24:12.000Z
They were mainly incels
ArtIsArt
2024-12-26T04:24:23.000Z
We definitely have a problem.
penis bacon
2024-12-26T04:28:12.000Z
I ordered the gyro you were asking for, boss
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:29:16.000Z
They didn’t put yogurt sauce on it did they? I hate yogurt sauce
penis bacon
2024-12-26T04:30:34.000Z
no yogurt sauce, just something called ta-cheeky
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:31:17.000Z
Augh
Master Chieve
2024-12-26T04:31:53.000Z
RAZE THEIR VILLAGE TO THE GROUND AMD LEAVE A ONE STAR REVIEW ON YELP!
ArtIsArt
2024-12-26T04:33:14.000Z
Theeeere we go.
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