I plan to make a AAA game in my spare time and also learn to fly

Realistically speaking the AAA game will probably be done by like

October

And then I can devote the rest of the year entirely to learning to levitate with my dormant psychic powers

I will not spend all of 2025-2028 in catatonia

This is the most impossible feat I can imagine

raise the bar a little bit

i'm gonna kill chaos

Xenosaga chaos or FF chaos?

gonna travel back in time and save the dinosaurs

I'm going to reveal my third form for the heroes to fight.

I'm gonna pet every fox.

I'm gonna master martial arts and defeat Goku

should be easy enough

going to beat sonicfox at mk11

I'm going to become a tetris grand master

I'm gonna kick one of you so hard it sends you to the moon

My program is called NASTY for north american super turbo yeet

Our budget is ninety dollars, most of which will be spent on shoes (one for me to wear and one for you to hold and give to the alien to wear so you can get kicked back)

can i be the one who gets kicked

Yeah

I'm gonna go to the moon, Holly's gonna help

I'm gonna fuck the sun

NOW we're talking

I'm gonna invent faster than light travel.

I'm gonna turn into a dragon

i'm going to eat every ceo

at this point, "get a job" is looking implausible.

I’m going to become King of America

You've got my vote!

You don’t vote for a king

I'm gonna make it so you have to vote for kings

I am going to secure my first $billion.

Overbringer: Yule Boasts creative and good idea. Easy to do.

Fuck off

Coming into my plurks with your bullshit

Not welcome here

in 2025 i will hack the planet purely to redistribute ill-gotten gains and be acquitted by a jury of my peers

that's better

In 2025, I will actually talk to a person off the internet that is not connected to my family, job, or a place of business... for fun

In 2025 I will steal from billionaires Robin Hood style.