I finally decide to go to sleep far later than I should and I move my foot into a GIANT FUCMING WET PATCH BECAUSR SOMEONE PISSED IN THE HED AGAIN

I cannot wait two more hours to sleep I have work in the morning so I can’t do laundry I’m just going to. Turn sideways on the bed and sleep like this. After spraying the shit out of everything with natures miracle.

Fuck my LIFE

I’m pretty sure it was Seville and he was being territorial because Cherno got on the bed with me for bedtime

Seville is so territorial about bedtime he chases koschei off most of the time

I don’t know what to do other than hope he gets used to it tbh

I don’t want to lock the boys out of my room at night

A) that sounds miserable for everyone including me and b) I’m pretty sure Seville would scream and fight the door all night

Because when I locked him out of my room for three hours to have sex once he screamed and fought the door the ENTIRE time

thank g-d I didn't try to do laundry before work because I just stripped the bed and there was a SECOND piss spot that was not there this morning

I washed the towels from the hallway floor that cherno pisses on and put them back so maybe that will help, they were starting to smell noticeably

yes I leave towels on the floor in the hallway for the cat to pee on. no I have not found a better solution than this. usually if he's peeing on the towels he's not peeing on anything that's more trouble.

the sheets are in the dryer my quilt is sitting on top of the chest freezer waiting for them to finish and there is a FOURTH load of laundry in with my actual dirty clothes, because the like two pieces that missed the basket got pissed on, and also the piss went under both laundry baskets I think that was multiple piss instances

what the FUCK has happened in the last 24 hours why is it suddenly a pisspalooza

boys please

I'm no longer actively smelling cat piss while sitting at my desk so I think I got it all

the only thing I can think to ascribe this to is that cherno got up on the bed with me when I laid down to sleep last night

I’m so nervous going to bed now

Please no one piss on me

Cherno didn’t get on the bed while I was on the computer today, which could be because Seville has driven him off or because it was stripped or some other reason

He hung out under my desk with my heated blanket instead, which is a very reasonable boy location that every boy loves

No one has gotten into bed with me yet and I’ve been in bed for like three songs

Usually Seville is on top of me before I’ve even finished taking my meds

Just. Please no piss.