Kerber when hes eating his safe food for the 90000th time but it starts to taste like sand mid chew so now he has ro spam ascanio while sobbing
Hes so autis.
ascanio sitting there reading all the messages sighing but still doing it because he cares about kerber
"I THIUGT WR HAD SOMETHINF" "YOU DONT KNOW HOW ANGRY I AM RIGJT NOW" "fruit yogurt ie cheating on me 
with who" "IM GONNA DIE ASCANIO."
with who" "IM GONNA DIE ASCANIO."
It feels like a divorce when a safe food isnt safe anymor
“chill man yogurt is NOT CHEATING ON YOU” “SPIT THAT SHIT IN THE TOILET OR SOMETHING AND FO DRINK WATER IDIOT” “stop eating and eat later. do you have something else safe to eat over there or do i come over?”
I lpve them