So, LOTR is famously not very horny
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there's stuff you can read into it but in terms of actual text, you get like
Aragorn and Arwen standing next to each other, speaking but not making eye contact under the moonlight
or Sam kissing Frodo's hands a lot
there is one deeply sensual and erotic relationship in the Lord of the Rings
and it's Frodo and the One Ring
he wants to fuck that ring so bad
I am led to believe this is the common experience with bearing the One Ring and is why Gollum is such a little nastylad
The One Ring is the middle earth bike
everyone wants to fuck the ring yeah
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