I'm so confident about this that I'm not going to bother trying

if I did, though, I don't think I would lose to anyone

The sad thing is there legit are people like this

Which might be the point of the joke

if you're gonna make an outrageous claim, don't make it falsifiable

I'm smarter than the guys on twitter saying they could beat sonicfox at MK11

those people are morons because he can challenge you to an MK11 match

as long as i never learn MMA nobody can verify if I'd be a dominant world-changing champion of it

as Neal Stephenson almost said, Until someone is twenty-five, they still think, every so often, that under the right circumstances they could be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

these Twitter guys sound young at heart, if not always literally under 25

I'm 38 but I could still become the strongest

I take the view that I could probably do just about anything... once.

The effort involved would probably kill me, but I could have done it a single time.