'I got a medium dick, it can talk to ghosts' is still my favorite

(and probably one of the reasons I still play Klaus Hargreeves tbh)

Talking ain't the only thing Klaus's dick is doing with ghosts

ahahhaah

Peter knows this is a lie

lolol it's true, especially after last season

Shut up Quill, don't blow his cover

I sincerely believe that Peter has spent most of their acquaintance valiantly attempting to wingman for Rocket, and Rocket is just like I Need You To Stop

that tracks, actually

It's a shame in a way, because I would like to play more (particularly m/m) smut, but it really needs some CR to justify from a characterisation standpoint and idk apparently I have principles about that or something

Look, at least he doesn't send you dumb messages asking that. He doesn't have to

ahahaha yes that sounds legit like something that could happen

God, Rocket, you're more difficult than Drax sometimes and for what

ah, yeah I get you. It happens to me with certain chars

At least it was easy to get the ball rolling with Peter. He already trusts Peter and is comfortable with him, so that's the hard part taken care of

yeah these things are often easier with canomates