on what?

First the Dems decided at first it would be ~scarier~ with green party because the GP has never had power and might ~explore their options~ and surely the Republicans would you know... fund themselves :||||||||| But Elon told them not to because.... antiChrist 3rd or 4th head or whatever

So then this was the one the Republicans put forward themselves and refused to fund... themselves... or let their own people read lol

Acyn (@Acyn) on X

Massachusetts ranked as one of loudest states in Ame...

Filmmakers Sue to End Permitting Rules to Shoot in N... @moosechangerpat dividends instead of fees is a helpful solution to this, y/n?

https://www.reuters.com/... related

Fortnite lawsuit: More than $72M due to gamers; how ...not related but very fucking important

US government tells officials, politicians to ditch ...

moosechangerpat

I am BEGGING you to Stop Caring

Blue Jay was WRONGthis guy turns out to be entertaining.

lol

lmao

Readers added context: this lady is a fucking idiot.

The dumbest politician that will ever live in all of creation.

lmfao yes

Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 (@ScooterCasterNY) on Xlmao

Death and injuries in Germany as car ploughs into cr...actual terrorism

JB Thinkin (@JBThinkin) on X

2024 Amendments to the Manual for Courts-Martial, Un...maybe ?

.....?

...it seems to just declare when some regulation changes are to be applied but doesn't say what the changes are

exactly

I mean... that's not completely fair, but only because 80 years is long enough for nearly everyone with first-hand experience to have died off

one of the reasons it took them nearly 50 years starting around 1970 to get us to this point, they had to move slowly while there were a lot of well-respected people who could stand up and say "wait a minute I recognize this shit"

that and laying the foundation for a voting block fully disconnected from reality

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Doglover (@puppiesDoglover) on X

woodrift re: Trump's haircut

SO It makes him look even MORE like Biff Tanner from the 2nd back to the future movie and I s2f it has to be a humiliation ritual by Elon to punish Trump for not being more anti-Ukraine publicly

oh lol, always need puppies

I'm going to put it in my movie about Biden's dogs that one head of the hydra is all "you think it looks good?" and the Elon head and others are like "Yeah totally" while mocking him to the other heads behind it's back

Mullet Trump resurfaces to cult cheersfuck

They have NO IDEA whether Trump or Elon Musk is in c...

gasp what a wealthy investor with a conflict of interest who'd have thunk

I hate his hair

it screams midlife crisis

and he's well beyond that point

with narcissism, the crisis is lifelong

a midlife crisis is just a general narcissistic (in the general sense that everyone has a natural and usually healthy narcissistic impulse to defend their sense of self) crisis that often happens when someone has reached an age where they've done all the "this makes you successful" things and discover it didn't actually fulfill them meaningfully

so they start scrambling to try and do something new, or add something that's absent, or figure out what's missing, or get more "success," etc

pathological narcissists always feel a compelling urge to defend their sense of self (usually against a deeply-buried kernel of self-loathing against which the narcissism is a defensive reaction), so they're constantly on the hunt for something else that might finally make them feel secure in their identity

(at least, absent therapy, which can be pretty hard to get pathological narcissists to do)

^^^^^ true

you know, that makes sense. I never fully thought about it bc my life is unfortunately full of Borderlines and Narcissists

so I do as little thinking about it as I can

yeah that's fair

...I kind of have to because a narcissist was one of the cornerstones of my formative experience of the world, so figuring out WTF was going on has been pretty crucial for me.

yeah that's very fair

Naughtius Maximus 🇺🇦🌻 (@ResisterDude) on X

ha.

with talk about the Antichrist in here-- I just had a dream where a woman from wealth threw herself off of the roof of a church over something about the Book of John. Idk what the point was but I was trying to figure out what she was doing and then trying to prevent her Stepford Wives book club friends from seeing the body

Interesting

Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonald’s...God I voted Life. Please remember this.

how this should have ended

in a sane world

MooseChangerPat

if someone legit told me "when God closes a door He opens a window" I would suspect they're trying to say I should go jump out a window

yeah I feel like he's giving us Bees right now

Senate approves bill to expand Social Security to mi...
Government..... you are 200000% acting like Trump is definitely not going to be POTUS and indeed, if he is, NOTHING YOU ARE DOING MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE

But also

Why is he not in jail????????? Why?????

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????

Biden you have to fucking see that not only did you nab the insider traders and scare off the less literally psychopathic ones

But now we're entering our own crash because the rest of the public is TERRIFIED THAT YOU WONT FIX THIS

I repeat:

What the actual fuck are you doing????????

"CC isn't this Trump-proofing--?"

No because that's not a fucking thing. He has no limits unless/until you jail the motherfucker and also SCOTUS

This all makes sense under a "Don't worry we're going to put him in jail and this something we want done for later" and even if the Republicans are like "nooooo don't arrest ALL of us, we can play nice" buuuut

Once a-fucking-gain just fuckimg jail them????? They're not able to play nice they've demonstrably refused for 70+ fucking years

And frankly if the general assumption is that this staves off a Luigi Mangione "peaceful protest isn't working" now is not the time to fuck around and pretend "n-n-n-noooooo guys, really ignore the ppl screaming the election is fraudulent it's all legit"

Because you're really going to have that explode spectacularly and i don't see a single way out though god knows ppl tolerate way more than I do or expect

Furthermore if the Republicans rank and file are illegitimate then so too is this dumb shit. Are you just playing illusions???? For the love of fuck WHYYYYYYYY???

This has literally been my concern from Day 1.

Democrats are at best stupid incompetent motherfucking morons who will strip naked for Trump and be all "spank me harder Daddy" and at worst complicit with treason

So no, I can't just ever say, "Don't worry guys! I'm sure they'll do the right/smart/competent/effective thing this time for sure!!!! "

Un-motherfucking-fortunately

we are now at a point no one else fucking can

Imma write that season 5 thick of it

And add in Tucker literally strangling someone yolo

Luigi Mangione Terrorism Charges a MISTAKE That May ...wow

......rofl terrorism charges?

I mean I guess in the loosest possible sense, but that seems difficult to convince 12 non-multi-millionaires of.

Exxxxxxxxactly

School shooters aren't even charged as terrorists

Letter to the Speaker of the House and President of ...MooseChangerPat

Facebook inflicted ‘lifelong trauma’ on content mode...ugh

Joe Manchin torches Democrats on the way out the doo...put him in jail

Are you okay?

Watch Live: Woman set on fire while sleeping on New ...god save us

w.h.a.t.

fuck Manchin that piece of shit. he said nothing but a load of lies and horse shit

that

kopperhed: no but I will be

HOT SPOT (@HotSpot__Media) on X

should i be worried?

Nahhhh

less okay again

Watch Trump PANIC as Elon Musk HUMILIATES HIM!Elon is like "I should be THREE heads of the AntiChrist, not one!" And Trump is like "... We're the anti-Christ????"

I'm glad that trump is humiliated by people going "lol who's really in charge here". he should be, the fucking wank stain

yup

poke

babe

I miss you

I miss you too love, you want me to call?

If it isn't too much trouble (after my shower)

ok

what kind of dipshit nonsense is that

not the racy toys thing the insurrection thing

lol yea

the president literally takes a vow to uphold the constitution it sounds more like an argument against trump as a legitimate president like

"he's just a little baby booboo bear and never ever did proper president things don't hold him accountable as a president!"

yup

Also I mean

Kind of telling that Biden also has an obligation but yanno

https://archive.is/... @moosechangerpat I did not have this on our bingo cards but I wish we did lol

I feel like Gonzo in Muppet treasure island too "the year moosey!!! Look at the year!!!"

How a teen’s holiday romance became prison time in t...do. Not. Go. To. Dubai. Do not. Do not.

Also Karen stfu do not ever call the gulag slavers on anyone. What are you doing. No.

I'm sorry but the laws are not meant to "protect it's own cutizens" the laws are explicitly meant to turn anyone they can into slaves.

Do not go to Dubai.

silly Cuckold Don we all know you're his bitch otherwise you'd get rid of him

he very not insecurely stated that elon can't be president because he's not a natural born citizen

lol lmao bitchboy youre his bitch