yes

whats going on?

Even if you aren't a religious person, or believe in Christianity or Catholicism, the words themselves have power.

I believe we are at a turning point tonight, so I'd like everyone to pray for the USA

what news prompted this?

Politics, right before the winter solstice, and 12 year anniversary of the start of something scary, hopefully ending it. But we're in a bit of a powder keg

What she said

I believe that a lot of the bad actors in politics are going to be rounded up soon, but it's going to be a dangerous time for a lot of people.

yeah. I'll do something to help the vibes

Not as dangerous as it could be, but still somewhat dangerous

woodrift: If you're even willing to say a few "Hail Marys" that'd be greatly appreciated.

I am not familiar with rosary, but I'll do my best

Thank you

will help with vibes

10 hail mary's, one our father = a "decade" 5 is a rosary -- and there's other stuff if you wanna be formal (you needn't if you don't anything helps)

How to Pray the Rosary

<- I've had to keep it bookmarked because like I said a few weeks ago I keep forgetting the order

I linked it up the top too

But it helps to have it in a readable form too. So I was doing that with the St. Michael (archangel) chaplet for Ukraine (Patron saint of Kiev)

is it okay if I ask what the "start of something scary" was?

Trump?

Tbf he was playing politics before 2013 buuuuut

He got very mask off about his racism then

CC and I are fairly certain he became the antichrist in 2012

It's true. It might be a mental break as I keep saying. Because I was like "No stop it, the mayan prophecy about 2012 being the end is just misinterpretation" buuuuut let's just... make it so

Yeah... I'm just going to come out and say something that's going to sound absolutely batshit crazy... I think Trump became possessed by an ancient Aztec spirit attached to some Aztec gold, and now he's praising Hannibal Lector.

Now OBVIOUSLY, that's a bit of a batshit crazy theory... but if Trump is leading some sort of human sacrifice cult behind closed doors... I'm just going to say I called it.

endings are usually just transitions in terms of prophecy and divination

Yes. Moosey and I have been working on a golden age since I was in middle school. It feels... slow.

But precipice-y

I've also been avoiding saying this, and have had CC avoid talking about it... just because we A. Might sound extra crazy, and B. Might get assassinated if we actually were right. :|

yeah like BEST CASE SCENARIO: we had a mental break and everything is going to get fixed and NOTHING TO DO WITH US.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

Assuming we have somehow figured out the most insane timeline series finale we could (the country, WORLD REALLY) use some prayers and all the help we can get.

And since some people wanted to know about our batshit crazy theories/bingo cards

^ Play along. Root for neither of us to get any further if you want

So far I've got Finish Lunatic+ Fire Emblem Awakening, Waifu Christmas, and Trump being the antichrist being a validated opinion. (There are other people on twitter who share this opinion)

CC's got... Arcane Season 2 being awesome???

Feel free to say a Rosary just for our sanity if you prefer.

IDK I feel like after this the GOP is gonna eat itself alive and the Green Party (or other third party) will have an opening

See? So not that far off???

the GOP lady from Iowa I believe told the current guy in charge to stop deferring to Musk or she won't vote in tandem with the rest of them. she isn't switching parties but she may as well be.

re: CC-- is the storm literal or metaphor

bc everything from Luigi to talk about a Polar Vortex could count

also Dark Brandon is Dark Brandoning

The storm is a reference to Q-Anon

So I reverse Q-Anon'ed because I've had a dark theory for /checks notes/ 8 years that Q is a cultist probably in CIA and just reverse-o projects all his disturbing truth about Trump on the Dems

also-- per rage lyrics I wrote after the election, we are the storm

I don't mean to dissuade and I'm still reading through the plurk

I stuffed them.... somewhere....

So the storm is when Q-Anon believed Trump would arrest all the ~deep state~ in DC and etc.

but I think the Hannibal Lecter thing is from 2 parts
1) his mind is stuck in the 1980s
2) he doesn't know the difference between "Seeking Asylum" and "Mental Asylums"

We said that too

much like how he was saying that "they're giving the immigrants credit cards" and I think he just doesn't know what a "visa" means in context

that's a good theory, seeing as he takes cues from the WWE

And then we decided it wouldn't be checkable for the bingo cards so we were trying to write them up like zombie apocalypse

but yes, there is something Wrong with him that defies reason and rational explanation

he wants to be a Face but damn if he's not Real Life Million Dollar Man

Moosey has asked me to explain his added desire to have immigrants wrestle MMA / WWE / fighters /sigh

The scariest part about our crazy theory is that all the pieces still fit together.

he changed his hair for the first time in literal decades. something has shifted

2 fold

I CANNOT STRONGLY ENOUGH CW THESE TWO THINGS SO JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND PLEASE

The Auschwitz boxers - Online Journalism Awards

Aztec warfare - WikipediaCtrl F Gladiatorial combat for why Trump being obsessed with WWE/MMA fighters makes sense

If he really is possessed by an ancient Aztec spirit.

Yeah I'm having the WORST TIME getting a good link on that but

https://www.science.org/...

TLDR; it was part of the rituals for Aztecs to capture the other tribes and exert their dominance by beating them senseless continually and breaking their spirit AND THEN sacrificing them after they agreed to sacrifice themselves to the sun etc.

Basically like the Nazis but more religious

TLDR Yeah the easiest explanation is 100000% "Yes he's dumb as hell, doesn't know the difference between VISA passport and credit card just like he doesn't know the difference between health insurance and life insurance, and doesn't know that groceries don't keep apples refrigerated"

The CRAZIEST BINGO CARD OPTION is Aztec nonsense because fuck it honestly.

I am not asking anyone to agree with us on this. EVEN IF the blackmail videos with it are released, I expect it is insane enough people will still be like "no but AI maybe????"

Because it's more than just thinking zebra to hoofbeats in NYC and more like "UNICORN "

well this is also one of those 'we can't prove it but screw it aliens are real so why not?' situations

I’ll just be happy if we have an election at all in 2028 that isn’t a complete sham where Trump is the one directly picking the candidates, but I honestly don’t think we’re going to get that lucky, nor do we deserve it at this point. I’m never voting ever again regardless.

Yes

I hope if it turns out the truth of this last election is revealed soon you'll change your mind provided put in place ensurances to make sure it never can be thwarted again

I think the truth is that we just hate women a lot in this country, so much that we voted Trump back in. I don’t like it, in fact I hate it a lot, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

I'm very certain it is not

But we'll see soon because I'm very open to being really fucking wrong

Though I'll go down fighting

FullOfBees The problem with that theory is the demographics of the voters who supposedly voted for Trump. They're almost identical to his results back in 2016, because that's exactly how Trump does his taxes too.

He doesn't recognize that the veterans wouldn't vote for him this time, or the Hispanics he literally said he would deport.

We know for a fact that Trump cheated, it's simply a matter of proving it

Yup

Moosey and I did some

Also NO ONE has won every single swing state in 40 years the odds are beyond 1 billion to 1

just adding this in here :V

It's taking soooooooo looooooong

considering that he seems to be getting mad about being called VP to President Muskrat, I bet he's going to do something sooner rather than later

All Dogs go to Heaven 2 (1996) OST 5. It Feels So Go...the Republican party :V