That kept biting CIA/Secret Service / other agents that I am/was convinced are in Trump's cult

This spun out into a REALLY REALLY REALLY wild story about how dogs can smell spirits and their ancestors will tell them to NOM THE WORST PEOPLE EVER for good reasons

I'm going to call it the President, the AntiChrist, and the Holy Spirit.

And tell it all from the POV of german shepherds

Up until a few hours ago Republicans were chatting nonstop on twitter to make it seem like fascism has a total tight grip on America but right now it seems like only Elon and Trump are "free" and

The arc of the end, all the cultists are in jail except Trump and Elon who are still chilling in Mar a Lago like "heheheh we rule the world" cue the literal CIA/FBI/PRISONS with the other cult members locked up and they're like "... boss... you going to come free us???????? Any time now???? D:" and Trump & Elon don't even realize they're missing

MIND YOU this is the saner bookend parts. The absolutely batshit bananas stuff I will tell you in a BIT when I am ready for everyone to pat my head and tuck me back into my crazy hibernation but I ASSURE YOU IT IS DUMB AND WILD

Aztec gold

I fully believe dogs can talk to the... let's call it the Collective Memory of Dogs

my new boy kisses me the exact same way my boy I lost in 2019 would kiss me, for example

but also-- they see things we don't and can interact with things we can't

...I mean I'm not convinced of all that, but they're definitely tuned into things humans generally aren't.

If only for lack of a neocortex blinding them to the glaringly obvious with overthink.

the lack of overthink is exactly why I think they can. lol

Humans are especially prone to outsmarting and grossly misinterpreting and vainly distorting our own instincts.

It's going to be REALLY funny though

Try Not To Be Afraid