/SNORTS

Ah, yes, Dorian Gray, the heterosexual.'

yes very straight

that warhammer looks sturdy

I love the AT/AT Walker so much

(and I'll have that quarterstaff iydm; plausible deniability for carrying a big stick, and you can pole-vault on it! though the first mace there could pass as a walking cane too c: )

I'm gonna stay on-brand with the bec de corbin, though I also love a big whackin stick (the quarterstaff)

Yeah, I was looking at quarterstaff too

^thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

quarterstaff supremacy, the weapon of the people

also that Dorian Gray complainer is an amazing illustration of poe's law. is he taking the piss? surely he must be! but I cannot be sure

I reallly wanna do this someday

chair > quarterstaff

The AUDACITY

Instantly thought of this when saw the chair one.

Do not mess with Aerith, she will win every time.

that nightjar is PERFECT

i loved those fuckin' heavy plushie lizards

I still have one of them in the cabinet by my TV

I believe I won it in a competition to pick up the most trash in a park during a girl scout troop community service activity?

it's purple with little silver spots.

little sand-filled lizard friend

so cute :3

my kids adored those

(I liked them a lot too, honestly)