🥞ֆʏʀʊք ֆʊʀʄɛʀ🥞 Me: ...why is my water for mac and cheese not boiling??Me, a fucking fool, a neanderthal, a stupid w - #3gnw6ow74e - Plurk

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2024-12-17T22:29:45.000Z

Me: ...why is my water for mac and cheese not boiling??
Me, a fucking fool, a neanderthal, a stupid waLNUT: /forgot to turn the burner on...

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2024-12-17T22:30:12.000Z

I STARTED ""COOKING"" 30MINUTES AGO...

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2024-12-17T22:30:15.000Z

2024-12-17T22:35:14.000Z

OH NO ROXY

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2024-12-17T22:44:58.000Z

this was me yesterday, trying to heat up my leftovers in the broken microwave for like 5 full minutes before remembering "oh yeah, I have to use the other microwave"

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2024-12-17T22:52:05.000Z

SOBS

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2024-12-17T22:52:11.000Z

we are all parodies of ourselves

2024-12-17T23:08:02.000Z

Oh no

2024-12-17T23:44:47.000Z

ROXY

2024-12-17T23:45:03.000Z

ROXY WATER U DOIN

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2024-12-17T23:47:43.000Z

being DUMB

2024-12-17T23:48:36.000Z

...Roxy

2024-12-17T23:48:52.000Z

WATER YOU DOIN

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2024-12-17T23:56:24.000Z

heh

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2024-12-18T00:15:06.000Z

2024-12-18T00:16:49.000Z

If it makes you feel better, yesterday I tried to microwave some frozen egg rolls and didn't notice the little plastic sauce packet was stuck between them until I took them out of the microwave and saw them covered in melted plastic.

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2024-12-18T00:24:26.000Z

EchoDoctor: oh NOOO

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2024-12-18T00:24:31.000Z

tragedia...