Me: ...why is my water for mac and cheese not boiling??
Me, a fucking fool, a neanderthal, a stupid waLNUT: /forgot to turn the burner on...
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I STARTED ""COOKING"" 30MINUTES AGO...
Yon Mistletoe
2 weeks ago
OH NO ROXY
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this was me yesterday, trying to heat up my leftovers in the broken microwave for like 5 full minutes before remembering "oh yeah, I have to use the other microwave"
we are all parodies of ourselves
Tyra
2 weeks ago
ROXY
Tyra
2 weeks ago
ROXY WATER U DOIN
Tyra
2 weeks ago
...Roxy
Tyra
2 weeks ago
WATER YOU DOIN
Echo
2 weeks ago
If it makes you feel better, yesterday I tried to microwave some frozen egg rolls and didn't notice the little plastic sauce packet was stuck between them until I took them out of the microwave and saw them covered in melted plastic.
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